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Just now, Demonland said:

The thing about social media is that for better or for worse it is a one stop shop for your footy team, your favourite band, fishing tips, cooking recipes etc. Hard to compete with that. 

Don’t forget dog videos. 

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    1 minute ago, Anti-Saint said:

    JVR: hard done by

    Demonlanders: unfair AFL treatment

    MFC members: this is disgusting

    Tom McDonald: here I come

    And what about the AFL @Anti-Saint?

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    We are still deliberating. I wish I was joking

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    Just now, Demonland said:

    The thing about social media is that for better or for worse it is a one stop shop for your footy team, your favourite band, fishing tips, cooking recipes etc. Hard to compete with that. 

    in the old days you'd have the NEWSFLASH on TV with the banner at the bottom of your favourite TV show.

    I recall watching ROOTS and seeing GREGGY WELLS CLEARED OF MISCONDUCT!

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    1 minute ago, Demonland said:

    The thing about social media is that for better or for worse it is a one stop shop for your footy team, your favourite band, fishing tips, cooking recipes etc. Hard to compete with that. 

    Happy to throw a few fishing tips in. 

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    1 minute ago, Anti-Saint said:

    JVR: hard done by

    Demonlanders: unfair AFL treatment

    MFC members: this is disgusting

    Tom McDonald: here I come

    If the suspension is upheld I hope that Tom MacDonald wears a Van Rooyen mask while he plays.

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    Just now, Demonland said:

    That’s 2 hours of deliberation 

    Could play a whole game,  it's gone on that long

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    Just now, DeelightfulPlay said:

    Demonland could do with more dog videos...  but otherwise is near perfect!

    We should start a dog thread where everyone show their cute dogs and post dog videos. 
    It can be a therapeutic place to go when the appeal fails or when we lose. 

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    1 minute ago, DemonicFinalFantasy said:

    Wake up Jeff!!!

     

    Gleeson!

    Apologies to the wiggles!

    Close to post of the night.

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    Surely if it is taking this long it cannot be beyond reasonable doubt.

    Edited by monoccular

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    Umpire blow your whistle....

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    2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    And your grandpa changing his profile picture to the same one 17 times. 

    You forgot the crazy person you went to school with who posts insane conspiracy theories 

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    Starting to think they have a Kegorator out the back and we’ll have to wait until tomorrow. 

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    And I thought Robbo’s rambling, unintelligible, non-sequitur questioning style was long . . .

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    1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

    You forgot the crazy person you went to school with who posts insane conspiracy theories 

    The one who failed every unit of every basic science subject but is now a covid/vaccine/flat earth/whatever expert.

    We all have one....

    Edited by deva5610

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    1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

    You forgot the crazy person you went to school with who posts insane conspiracy theories 

    The AFL / MFC conspiracy theory is no longer a crazy theory: it is fact.

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    4 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    We should start a dog thread where everyone show their cute dogs and post dog videos. 
    It can be a therapeutic place to go when the appeal fails or when we lose. 

    This one's on topic at least:

     

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    15 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    Some great names in that list .

    Yeah, my fave name @wobbleguts

    🤣🤣🤣

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    1 minute ago, deva5610 said:

    The one who failed every unit of every basic science subject but is now a covid/vaccine/flat earth/whatever expert.

    We all have one....

    And they also failed English because they can NeVEr Spel

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