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Practising responses. 

How dare they!

WTF do they expect a player to do

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You ripper 

Justice!

Never in doubt.

3 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

If it’s based on the flaws of the MRO, don’t worry about an essay…………..it would be a thesis.

In 1999, I actually wrote a Master's thesis on the AFL. The Prof sent it to The Age. They wouldn't touch it with a barge-pole.

 
3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

what's taking so [censored] long

should be a lay down misere

They have a sense of humour dc. Carlton is up next, take another hour just to pizz them off.

1 minute ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

In 1999, I actually wrote a Master's thesis on the AFL. The Prof sent it to The Age. They wouldn't touch it with a barge-pole.

What was the title of your thesis?


1 minute ago, ManDee said:

Practising responses. 

How dare they!

WTF do they expect a player to do

--

You ripper 

Justice!

Never in doubt.

Sounds like a Demonland postgame thread

Just now, Engorged Onion said:

What was the title of your thesis?

The lunatics are running the asylum. 

5 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Edit: my dog just reminded me it’s his dinner time. The dog doesn’t wait. He’s the king of the house and my favourite child. 

Rightfully so.

 
1 minute ago, Engorged Onion said:

What was the title of your thesis?

“We need more lawyers and umpires in the AFL”


Keeping in touch with Demonland, is keeping me away from the Budget speech.  All credit to Demonland and Andy, for sorting my priorities!

Edited by Deeoldfart

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

are they deliberately deliberating as long as possible?

Starting to get a little nervous... Thought it would be wrapped up within 30 mins.

1 minute ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

2 minutes condemning JVR

45 minutes sculpting a narrative to sell it...

Saw David Rhys Jones during the week...very nice bloke. Big nick, jezza, Rene kink there as well.



Disgraceful decision 

 

#freevanrooyen

 

We must appeal


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