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Practising responses. 

How dare they!

WTF do they expect a player to do

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You ripper 

Justice!

Never in doubt.

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    3 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

    If it’s based on the flaws of the MRO, don’t worry about an essay…………..it would be a thesis.

    In 1999, I actually wrote a Master's thesis on the AFL. The Prof sent it to The Age. They wouldn't touch it with a barge-pole.

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    3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    what's taking so [censored] long

    should be a lay down misere

    They have a sense of humour dc. Carlton is up next, take another hour just to pizz them off.

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    1 minute ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    In 1999, I actually wrote a Master's thesis on the AFL. The Prof sent it to The Age. They wouldn't touch it with a barge-pole.

    What was the title of your thesis?

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    1 minute ago, ManDee said:

    Practising responses. 

    How dare they!

    WTF do they expect a player to do

    --

    You ripper 

    Justice!

    Never in doubt.

    Sounds like a Demonland postgame thread

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    What was the title of your thesis?

    The lunatics are running the asylum. 

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    5 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    Edit: my dog just reminded me it’s his dinner time. The dog doesn’t wait. He’s the king of the house and my favourite child. 

    Rightfully so.

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    1 minute ago, Engorged Onion said:

    What was the title of your thesis?

    “We need more lawyers and umpires in the AFL”

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    Keeping in touch with Demonland, is keeping me away from the Budget speech.  All credit to Demonland and Andy, for sorting my priorities!

    Edited by Deeoldfart

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    1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

    are they deliberately deliberating as long as possible?

    Starting to get a little nervous... Thought it would be wrapped up within 30 mins.

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    1 minute ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

    2 minutes condemning JVR

    45 minutes sculpting a narrative to sell it...

    Saw David Rhys Jones during the week...very nice bloke. Big nick, jezza, Rene kink there as well.

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    Disgraceful decision 

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    #freevanrooyen

     

    We must appeal

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