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Just now, leave it to deever said:

Gee what a difference a few marks make. Bout time.

I know right. If you mark the ball you have the control ðŸĪŠ

 
 

That’s our free kick back.

Thank you very much. 


Leadership Steven may

 
1 hour ago, gs77 said:

Harmsey in for Disco

 

1 hour ago, Heart Beats True said:

Petty down back, thank god

 

1 hour ago, dees189227 said:

Harmes on turner off

~ From a boat in the middle if the Pacific yelling loudly off the poop deck~

"THANK BLOODY LUCIFER !!!" 


1 minute ago, BDA said:

Geez. thats a harsh free but we'll take it

Umps are truly inept. Gotta call them how it is, pathetic umpiring all round despite us getting the goal from it.

Come in they are falling apart make them pay and ice this

Geez we’ve been lucky with a few umpire calls


I’ve chucked these idiots on mute. Can’t stand them anymore. 

I'd rather Viney get on his left foot 


1 minute ago, YearOfTheDees said:

Harmes has made a difference.

Has equaled Frittas in put in half a quarter compared to 3. Though all will be forgiven if Bailey continues his goal streak (🙏)

Deinite free against JVR but no report (shouldn't be, but it is MFCSS)

Dunstall for the prosecution. Just shut up you boof head. 

 

Dunstalls a real smug [censored] sometimes 


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