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What they area saying at Punt Road

Lucifers Hero
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5 hours ago, daisycutter said:

lol

i was actually referring to a well known satirical piece (bigfooty iirc) about a day with the grog squad where shazza (iirc) was the fearsome head honcho. very politically incorrect

some other poster might remember a link?

Yeah.  It was one of Biffinators unofficial previews.  He wrote some funny stuff and had a particular knack of getting under the skin of Tiger fans.  I think he had one of their irate responses as his signature 

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    9 hours ago, Lucifers Hero said:

    Hahaha I saw that, couldn’t believe it.  Must’ve been 41 of the most useless posies eve

    I’d take Oliver’s 41 useless possessions over Tim Taranto’s 31 turnovers 

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    7 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    lol

    i was actually referring to a well known satirical piece (bigfooty iirc) about a day with the grog squad where shazza (iirc) was the fearsome head honcho. very politically incorrect

    some other poster might remember a link?

    Yes one of the greatest big footy posts  of all time that one.  Funny as [censored]

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    1 hour ago, Go the Biff said:

    Yeah.  It was one of Biffinators unofficial previews.  He wrote some funny stuff and had a particular knack of getting under the skin of Tiger fans.  I think he had one of their irate responses as his signature 

    Yes that's the poster.  Any relation Biff?

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    3 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    Yes that's the poster.  Any relation Biff?

    and do you remember if it was "shazza" referred to?

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    1 hour ago, Stiff Arm said:

    Breaking news! More vision of 'Fists of Fury' Lever has just been released. Watch out Tiger forwards!

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    My word!

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    Just now, daisycutter said:

    and do you remember if it was "shazza" referred to?

    Yes 100% DC

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    7 minutes ago, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

    Fists of Fury was a great video game in the 90's.

    Now Fists of Fury is a great defender… and he’s all ours. Can’t wait to see him put those fists to work on Monday!

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    I don’t even know who Miller is. Honestly they’re rubbish in 2023 and I’ll be severely disappointed if we lost to them.

    Those on twitter will know that Richmond have some of the most arrogant supporters. They would need to win the wooden spoon for them to accept that their dynasty is over.

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    14 minutes ago, At the break of Gawn said:

    I don’t even know who Miller is. 

    I had to look him up after reading his name in this thread. 

    He is Richmond's 23 year old regular vfl ruckman. Pick 63 in the 2017 draft 1.98m and has played 14 games of AFL. 

    Edit: He is 6-3-5 in those 14 games.

    Has played in 3 draws in 14 games, incredible stat. 

    Edited by FritschyBusiness
    additional stat

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    39 minutes ago, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

    Fists of Fury was a great video game in the 90's.

    Some years ago I was having a drink at a bar in The Castro district of San Francisco . Interesting place.

    I'm relieved the merits of  "Fists of Fury" didn't come up in the  discussion.

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    48 minutes ago, At the break of Gawn said:

    I don’t even know who Miller is. Honestly they’re rubbish in 2023 and I’ll be severely disappointed if we lost to them.

    Those on twitter will know that Richmond have some of the most arrogant supporters. They would need to win the wooden spoon for them to accept that their dynasty is over.

    I'm still reluctant to call then rubbish or write them off.

    At the end if the day they still have some quality premiership players still playing and on their day they can still win the tough game.

    And knowing our form, I'm not entirely sure I have full trust in our squad that we can just win the games we're suppose too. Gotta respect the competition and each team we come up again. Especially now after the Essendon loss.

    Actually thought this would be the year where you'd feel pretty comfortable knowing you'd rock up each week and just bank in the ala Iike the Geelong of 2008/2009.

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    12 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Wait… is this what they’re saying at Punt Road, or Demonland?

    This gave me a hearty chortle indeed. 😂

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    56 minutes ago, At the break of Gawn said:

    I don’t even know who Miller is. Honestly they’re rubbish in 2023 and I’ll be severely disappointed if we lost to them.

    Those on twitter will know that Richmond have some of the most arrogant supporters. They would need to win the wooden spoon for them to accept that their dynasty is over.

    Me too. I was thinking Brad Miller retired ages ago?

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    7 hours ago, Lord Travis said:

    Surprised to see Cotchin is still playing this year. I assumed he retired already… his numbers and impact back this up! 

    I don't watch much of him, but the number of dog acts he pulls has increased. 

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    'The cheese platters' 

    Classic

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    4 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    Yes that's the poster.  Any relation Biff?

    No mate but I'm a fan of his work.  One of the better posters over there 

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    4 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    and do you remember if it was "shazza" referred to?

    Yep. Big Shazza. May have been promoted to Queen Shazza in later instalments 

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    You must have read Biggles or the Famous Five as a kid Steve

    Yeah, the Famous Five was part of my primary school curriculum. 🙄🙄

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