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7 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Its hard to see it clearly from this angle. Sometimes there’s a really long ladder that I climb to take a pic but it wasn’t there on Thursday night so this will have to do…

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I’ll post pics of the complete banner tomorrow 👍🏽
It doesn’t look very impressive from this position but I’m sure it’ll look fantastic from the stands. 

Oh look at ya you gorgeous thing!

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4 minutes ago, picket fence said:

All will be revealed WCW when Indi appears😉

"I FIND UR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING"

DARTH VADER

Cmon War show a little faith,... ur gunna luurve it☺️

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That banner is really impressive. I mean really, really good. I’m sure Oli will feel very proud, and, as such, the DA should also feel proud of what they’ve done and continue to do. We are very fortunate to have such a dedicated, and talented group, representing the supporter in all of us.

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7 minutes ago, layzie said:

Oh look at ya you gorgeous thing!

With milestones we have the player’s name then “150 (insert adjective) games.” With Fritta’s 100th it was “100 hair-raising games” 😁 

But with Clarrie there’s an additional sentence coz Clarrie 😍

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11 minutes ago, picket fence said:

"I FIND UR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING"

DARTH VADER

Cmon War show a little faith,... ur gunna luurve it☺️

Tell me it’s NOT BBO and I’ll have all the faith in you that’s humanly possible! K? K!

Probs gonna be sorry I asked this but what am I gunna luurve?

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1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

With milestones we have the player’s name then “150 (insert adjective) games.” With Fritta’s 100th it was “100 hair-raising games” 😁 

But with Clarrie there’s an additional sentence coz Clarrie 😍

"150 eye catching, breath taking, eyebrow raising, bum seating, show stopping, toe curling, sheet shredding, heart racing, new underwear needing, spine tingling games!"

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1 minute ago, layzie said:

"150 eye catching, breath taking, eyebrow raising, bum seating, show stopping, toe curling, sheet shredding, heart racing, new underwear needing, spine tingling games!"

We should enlist you for copywriting Layz! They’re great! Now the adjective on the banner is gonna seem boring. 😭

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33 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Its hard to see it clearly from this angle. Sometimes there’s a really long ladder that I climb to take a pic but it wasn’t there on Thursday night so this will have to do…

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I’ll post pics of the complete banner tomorrow 👍🏽
It doesn’t look very impressive from this position but I’m sure it’ll look fantastic from the stands. 

Thanks for sharing!

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On 3/29/2023 at 7:43 PM, Deeoldfart said:

Well I’m old enough, and lucky enough, to have seen all of our ‘greats’ in the last seven or so decades, and I can honestly put my hand on my (❤️ & 💙) heart, and say that Clarrie is up there with the very best in my lifetime!  
Outstanding achievement Clas!  You will be weighed down by medals around your neck, when the inevitable time comes, and you will have earned every one of them!  I love your ‘never say die’ attitude!  I love that you bleed ❤️ & 💙 for us, each and and every week! 

Thanks DOF.  Nice to hear this from someone going back who can compare.

Im old enough to go back to Greg Parke (the first Demon i remember as a kid as he would choof a ciggy and butt it out as the siren sounded to start a match!), Hardeman, Alves, Wells, Biffo etc onwards.  And of course then came Tulip.

I'd have to put Tulip in there alongside Clarry.  Different types of players though and diff positions.

If i was asked who was/is the better player overall wow.  Very difficult call indeed until we see how the remainder of Clarry's career pans out.

However what i will say is he's the best MFC mid fielder i've seen in my time and anything he does from here is just going to add weight to what is already a stellar career.

So reliable and so gutsy.  The mark of a great player is not just how he goes in a winning team but what he does when the team isn't.  Clarry you star son... fingers crossed you get to 300 plus...and i live long enough to see em! ❤️💙👹💪🏼👏🏼

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14 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Tell me it’s NOT BBO and I’ll have all the faith in you that’s humanly possible! K? K!

Probs gonna be sorry I asked this but what am I gunna luurve?

ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING WAR EVERYTHING🥰

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On 3/29/2023 at 2:06 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

I did, because that’s what I call Clayton. He likes it (no surprise since he’s so agreeable) as well as “Clazz” which I think he likes best. 

What about Clarry Choo Choo ??

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46 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Its hard to see it clearly from this angle. Sometimes there’s a really long ladder that I climb to take a pic but it wasn’t there on Thursday night so this will have to do…

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I’ll post pics of the complete banner tomorrow 👍🏽
It doesn’t look very impressive from this position but I’m sure it’ll look fantastic from the stands. 

WCW... tell the boys they're not allowed to run through this one as im gonna buy it as wall paper for my Demon den pls...and thx!

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57 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

WCW... tell the boys they're not allowed to run through this one as im gonna buy it as wall paper for my Demon den pls...and thx!

How big’s your house?!?!?! 😳

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1 hour ago, picket fence said:

What about Clarry Choo Choo ??

I’m sure he’d love it, PF 💕

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I am reliably informed that "The Great man"

DID NOT have a breakfast of Sugar Frosties, and 3 Egg and Bacon Mc Muffins, followed by 2 extra Malt Blue Heaven milk shakes 🤣

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Clayton Oliver was absolutely magnificent in his 150th game for the Melbourne Football Club.

He has such a voracious appetite for the footy and always goes in hard for the ball. Tough as nails too!

Kicked 2 goals and got 25 possessions too. It was a great game!

Well done Clarrie!

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A game to Remember.

These are the games where little kids become Demons for Life. big Crowds, lots of Goals. Demon jumpers will be in the schoolyard. 
There will be a nice spike in Membership Signings this week…

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WOW, The banner was fantastic, certainly one of the best I’ve seen in my many years of Dee watching!

BUT, you’ve set yourselves an almost impossible task: how are you going to better it for Clayton’s 200th? 
 

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2 hours ago, Dee Dee said:

WOW, The banner was fantastic, certainly one of the best I’ve seen in my many years of Dee watching!

BUT, you’ve set yourselves an almost impossible task: how are you going to better it for Clayton’s 200th? 
 

Only got to see the other side :( happy we got the sneak peak at least!

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2 hours ago, ElDiablo14 said:

@WalkingCivilWar thank you and the Demon Army for that amazing banner

Did @Demon Dynasty collect it after the game? 😆😆

Ruined ...completely ruined.  Alas just the memories remain. 

But hey that was some banner.  Well done to our Demon Army (yes im one of the many minions) and those that put it together including (i assume) WCW.

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