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GAMEDAY: Rd 02 vs Brisbane

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MAx is out so we just need to get on with it

Clarry and Trac need to lead here. Midfield been sleep walking thus far

Lions players ducks into Brayshaw’s tackle, trying to draw a free, isn’t that classed as prior opportunity? Should have been a free to Gus, ball up, Lions goal. 😓

 

Oliver and Trac and Viney need to pull themselves together. This is embarrassing. Do your captain proud. 


2 minutes ago, Floody100 said:

Petracca’s effort has been [censored] poor so far. No pressure & fumbling it every time it goes near him.

He's not alone.

 
3 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Viney you owe us. I really don't want to see anymore of this. I genuinely want to cry at the sight of Max 

You know it was an accident?


This is the worst quarter we’ve had since 2019 

I want to cry. This has to be a nightmare. 

James Brayshaw..."they are literally on fire". Tell me you don't know the meaning of literally without telling me

Umps a joke for stopping play for Zorko


Just now, ucanchoose said:

You know it was an accident?

Yeah I know, but it's annoying it was our player that did it. 

Might be time for the first Billy of tonight. 

Where is our mid field

Worst first quarter we have played since 2020. We looked off even before Gawn  went off. Smashed in clearances, stoppages and contested marks. 


5 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

Is that literally all 6 goals from stoppages?

This is awful to watch. 

It’s shocking .. we had a few last week as well. 

4 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

I reckon that could be curtains on our season. Gawn looks absolutely shattered. Someone who has done 3 knees would know what is happening. 

Jesus bit early for this isn't it?

Let's wait for the full diagnosis before some start declaring the season is over already...

4 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Do you ice an ACL

or PCL

or bad knock?

or hyperextension?

Alan Richardson apparently will give an update on 7 at 1/4 time

 

This is a big call, but I reckon there’s a few boys out there that just thought this game was going to happen. 
 

Our effort looks 95% whilst Brisbane’s looks 100% and that’s the difference. 
 

Have to switch on and get hungry otherwise this could easily be a 10 goal loss.

4 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Do you ice an ACL

or PCL

or bad knock?

or hyperextension?

All of the above??


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