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There's three certainties in life, death, taxes and...

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...a top four Geelong team

What's your death, taxes and football certainty for this year?

 

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    Geelong will make the 8 for the 1000th time . A key Melb'ne player will get injured by a careless act down at  Mordor stadium late in the season.

    The umpires will be just as hopeless as usual.

    Caroline Wilson will predict a Tigers flag and will suck up to the new AFL  CEO.

    Edited by Deebauched

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    5 minutes ago, Jack Vineys Anger Manager said:

    Melbourne FC scheduled to play Geelong FC At G.M.H.B.A stadium. Geelong only allocating 500 tickets for dees fans.

    And charging $10 parking for Geelong members, but $15 for non-Geelong!!!!

    Edited by WalkingCivilWar
    Was gonna add more gripes but don’t wanna ruin an entire Sunday thinking about Geelong

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    26 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    And charging $10 parking for Geelong members, but $15 for non-Geelong!!!!

    Is this true, and if so exactly to which carparks do they apply this rule?

    Kardinia Park is Crown Land run by a Trust appointed by the State. The rule will breach the Crown Land Reserves Act on disciminatory grounds.

    Woudl love to see a bunfight over this if real.

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    8 minutes ago, Demon17 said:

    Woudl love to see a bunfight over this if real.

    Buns are $2 for Geelong members and $3 for anybody else.

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    43 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    And charging $10 parking for Geelong members, but $15 for non-Geelong!!!!

    No problem. Never been down to the cattery and never will.

    Can't understand why supporters punish themselves going down there. Slim chance at best of winning.

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    That we play Geelong in the finals and they put the game at GMHBA to keep that whining tird Scott happy.

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    There's three certainties in life, death, taxes and...

    1. Triplechins being duplicitous
    2. a game being won/lost thanks to the intervention of poorly calibrated technology
    3. a game being won/lost thanks to the intervention of poorly trained umpires
    4. Bevo, Lyon, Simmo, Hardon, Scott, Scott, Clarko blaming a loss/poor season on everyone else except themselves 
    5. The usual suspects milking free kicks at every turn
    6. Maysie flattening somebody/anybody then coming out and being BoG next game
    7. Goody and Richo holding a 45 min. pressa and telling us absolutely nothing
    8. Clayton winning the Bluey
    9. Max will hit the post from five yards out directly in front
    10. BT shuffling his ipod in the commentary box and asking Our Daisy to pick a tune.

    Edited by Queanbeyan Demon

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    BT giving everyone on Demonland the shts....

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    4 minutes ago, cookieboc said:

    Melbourne winning the GF because I wont be able to attend. 

    Why not?

     

    Edited by Bring-Back-Powell

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    5 minutes ago, cookieboc said:

    Melbourne winning the GF because I wont be able to attend. 

    Sorry Cookie but I can live with that

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    10 minutes ago, FarNorthernD said:

    Sorry Cookie but I can live with that

    Same

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    There's three certainties in life, death, taxes and the No T$ No B$ thread ... 

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    What about the Great Geelong Flood of 2023, where the New ground got flooded out and destroyed

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    1 hour ago, Demon17 said:

    Is this true, and if so exactly to which carparks do they apply this rule?

    Kardinia Park is Crown Land run by a Trust appointed by the State. The rule will breach the Crown Land Reserves Act on disciminatory grounds.

    Woudl love to see a bunfight over this if real.

    Oh, it’s real. Last year I went there and we were ushered to a parking spot whereat the attendant asked if we were Geelong members (despite being head to toe red n blue with flags n banners in the back seat). We said no and he said that’ll be $15. Curious, I asked him why he needed to know if we were Geelong members to which he replied, “it’s only $10 for Geelong members.” Walking towards the entrance I asked a few Geelong fans what they’d paid and they all said $10. 

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    21 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    There's three certainties in life, death, taxes and the No T$ No B$ thread ... 

    Now we are talking.

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    20 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Oh, it’s real. Last year I went there and we were ushered to a parking spot whereat the attendant asked if we were Geelong members (despite being head to toe red n blue with flags n banners in the back seat). We said no and he said that’ll be $15. Curious, I asked him why he needed to know if we were Geelong members to which he replied, “it’s only $10 for Geelong members.” Walking towards the entrance I asked a few Geelong fans what they’d paid and they all said $10. 

    Fair enough. I’d pay more to leave Geelong than go there too!

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    1 hour ago, Deebauched said:

    No problem. Never been down to the cattery and never will.

    Can't understand why supporters punish themselves going down there. Slim chance at best of winning.

    I stopped going to that hellhole many years ago for the reasons you stated. But once you commit to the cheer squad you’ve just gotta suck it up. 

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    Playing West Coast in Perth.

    Every. Single. Year

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    Playing interstate in the final H&A round. 

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