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What makes it extra delicious is that Bell is at Dodoro levels of being difficult to trade with and must always be perceived to have won whatever trade he is doing.

 
3 minutes ago, DeeMee said:

What makes it extra delicious is that Bell is at Dodoro levels of being difficult to trade with and must always be perceived to have won whatever trade he is doing.

dodo isn't as bad as it's made out in the media

peptides get deals done without bell-end-aching to the media about it

I love the visual near the end of Show me the Money 2 with our team casually strolling out, all deals done while player managers are running past them in a frenzy trying to finalise last minute deals.

 

I honestly can't wait to play them at the G in a few weeks time.

Double motivation to destroy them. I want to win by 10+ goals, and I want Grundy to dominate Jackson and I then want to see Jackson line up on Steven May at FF. LOL.

3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

I honestly can't wait to play them at the G in a few weeks time.

Double motivation to destroy them. I want to win by 10+ goals, and I want Grundy to dominate Jackson and I then want to see Jackson line up on Steven May at FF. LOL.

Wouldn't mind JVR kicking 5 on their Captain too 👍

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48 minutes ago, Rocknroll said:

Tiger's better start pulling their finger out.... 

Will get better when they get a few players back. They have nothing to tank for anyway because their first round pick goes to GWS anyway. 

 
7 minutes ago, layzie said:

Can't wait to play this mob either. This and the gameday thread will be out of control!

If we lose Demonland will go into full blown meltdown. 

52 minutes ago, Rocknroll said:

Tiger's better start pulling their finger out.... 

Not sure about that. 

I might ride their 'death train' along with GWS supporters who hold the Tigers first pick; a pick we may want to trade up for.


Looking t the ladder, we need a couple of teams to really ream Freo and kill their percentage. Need to force it down into the 60's, that way equal points means they'll drop lower.

It's Saturday night game v th hawks, you think Mitchell will want to perform in the game for optics. 

14 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

Not sure about that. 

I might ride their 'death train' along with GWS supporters who hold the Tigers first pick; a pick we may want to trade up for.

LH plays Chess when everyone else is wasting time playing Checkers! 🙂

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7 minutes ago, layzie said:

LH plays Chess when everyone else is wasting time playing Checkers! 🙂

So ideal scenario is WC last, Richmond 17th and Freo 16th?

However hard to see both NM and Hawthorn above Richmond and Freo.

1 hour ago, John Demonic said:

Wouldn't mind JVR kicking 5 on their Captain too 👍

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👆 A picture that tells a thousand words.

1 minute ago, ElDiablo14 said:

So ideal scenario is WC last, Richmond 17th and Freo 16th?

However hard to see both NM and Hawthorn above Richmond and Freo.

Ah look I'm happy with any combo, as long as those teams are down there and stay down there!


Yep, I think we can take a week off the death ride and wish Freo all the best. I hope Jackson has a Weideman-level day out.

Hawthorn are tanking so hard they are attracting Ukrainian farmers.

19 minutes ago, TRIGON said:

👆 A picture that tells a thousand words.

Yes it tells me that Pearce has terrible taste in headwear. 

Hawks have a surprise win or two in them. Lost to GWS and Crows by 2&3 points. Should have been well ahead of dogs by half time but faded after that. 
If Freo make as many simple skill errors as they did against Brisbane and Hawks kick a bit better they are a sneaky chance. 

After watching a lot of games this weekend it’s hard to see anything other than WC, Hawks and North being the bottom 3 clubs. So I think our pick will be somewhere between 4-7. 
I expect Richmond to improve and move up the ladder a bit when they get a few of their key players back, so the Suns and GWS picking up wins this weekend is great for our chances of being closer to 4 than 7. 
If Freo do finish in the bottom 6 we will enter this years trade and draft period in a much stronger position than the 2019 draft when we picked up Jackson, Kossie and Rivers and will hopefully have just win the flag. 

2 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

I honestly can't wait to play them at the G in a few weeks time.

Double motivation to destroy them. I want to win by 10+ goals, and I want Grundy to dominate Jackson and I then want to see Jackson line up on Steven May at FF. LOL.

I Want GIF


3 hours ago, whatwhat say what said:

dodo isn't as bad as it's made out in the media

peptides get deals done without bell-end-aching to the media about it

He's extraordinarily difficult to deal with and always keeps other clubs waiting till the last minute. He is the road block on trade week mostly.

And Ess have nothing to show for it in over 20 years.

1 hour ago, Colm said:

Hawks have a surprise win or two in them. Lost to GWS and Crows by 2&3 points. Should have been well ahead of dogs by half time but faded after that. 
If Freo make as many simple skill errors as they did against Brisbane and Hawks kick a bit better they are a sneaky chance. 

Agree. 

I would argue they are almost in better form than freo - at least they are not experimenting with their method 7 rounds into the season 

 
23 minutes ago, FlashInThePan said:

What if we ignore the draft entirely and package up our 2 first round picks in a trade for Ben King?

No Way Bird GIF

44 minutes ago, FlashInThePan said:

What if we ignore the draft entirely and package up our 2 first round picks in a trade for Ben King?

Dunno Flash, I'd love to have him but not sure how many Texas-sized checks we have left in the kitty!


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