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2022 GRAND FINAL

2022 GRAND FINAL 138 members have voted

  1. 1. Who do you think will win?

  2. 2. Who do you want to win?

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Poll closed on 24/09/22 at 04:30

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Currently at Yarra park & jack Viney is here representing Nintendo switch. I was wishing he was in the ground today not promoting Nintendo 

Edited by dees189227

 

You know, in the back of my mind after our flag was that at least now we’ll feature in those GF opening montages and flashbacks to past Grannies that they roll out every year. And both 7 and Fox Footy have done a stack this week, obviously especially this morning. I’ve seen Boyd, Dusty, Scarlett, Sheed, as well as other Swans and Cats, and plenty of post-siren celebrations , but not a second of red and blue. Not one moment. 

Edited by Allus Monk

Today is a sad day as it’s the last day we are the reigning premiers.  
I am so glad I had the opportunity to watch our mighty Dees win the premiership together with my family. It was something I never thought would happen. 

Hopefully we all get another opportunity to see another premiership next season. 
 

GO DEES


Deep down I think we know the cats will win, and it’s probably destined for Danger to win Norm. (Spit)
But I’m hoping for a Swans win, and for Buddy to kick 7 and win the Norm. 
But I will not watch one second of a Papley celebration.

Sydney by a point.

 

 

please.

 
2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

I'd prefer it was 70 plus or even a record margin in a granny to wipe Geelong's record. Wouldn't even mind them wiping the record winning margin in any match while they are at it.

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You have to say a Geelong win albeit sickening is probably a better result given the age profiles of the two lists. It's almost certain Sydney will win won in the next few years so I'd rather not them get one ahead of time and threaten any sort of dynasty we may potentially have.


Max Holmes out does throw a curve ball in the works. Interesting to see how this changes things with their high pressure and high running.

24 minutes ago, Allus Monk said:

You know, in the back of my mind after our flag was that at least now we’ll feature in those GF opening montages and flashbacks to past Grannies that they roll out every year. And both 7 and Fox Footy have done a stack this week, obviously especially this morning. I’ve seen Boyd, Dusty, Scarlett, Sheed, as well as other Swans and Cats, and plenty of post-siren celebrations , but not a second of red and blue. Not one moment. 

Totally agree. Especially as bang bang bang was one of the most amazing GF moments ever. Ignored by the media again while the Cats are spoken of like gods

Nearly bought a GF package from MFC about 8 weeks ago. Lunch and seat was the deal IIRC for $1440.

At the time I thought to myself I could sell the package at face value if we didn't make it.

Does anyone know if I would have been successful? Nice to know for future years

Thanks

If this cheers up even just one sad sack on DL today, I’ll be happy… 

Last night before our match at Ikon (which of course is Carlton’s home ground) for shi*ts n giggles we defaced this sign by plastering it with Demon Army stickers. We were sure our Carlton counterparts would love it. 😁 We didn’t get to cover the entire thing since when you hear security coming it’s best to leg it. 😁

I’m maintaining anonymity lest this pic one day ends up being ‘Exhibit A’.  Remember, CFC has those MacDaddy lawyers who can perform miracles. For this heinous crime I could end up doing 25 to life in the Dame Phyllis Frost Women’s Correctional Facility.

 

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edit: on our way out post-match we noticed it had been taken down. If only their girls were as quick and successful in taking down their opponents, amirite?!

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

Channel 7 are the biggest T bags going around how much Geelong favouritism is there? love ins with Duckwood and the like.

Over too Fox Footy thanks.

Edited by YesitwasaWin4theAges


7 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

If this cheers up even just one sad sack on DL today, I’ll be happy… 

Last night before our match at Ikon (which of course is Carlton’s home ground) for shi*ts n giggles we defaced this sign by plastering it with Demon Army stickers. We were sure our Carlton counterparts would love it. 😁 We didn’t get to cover the entire thing since when you hear security coming it’s best to leg it. 😁

I’m maintaining anonymity lest this pic one day ends up being ‘Exhibit A’.  Remember, CFC has those MacDaddy lawyers who can perform miracles. For this heinous crime I could end up doing 25 to life in the Dame Phyllis Frost Women’s Correctional Facility.

 

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edit: on our way out post-match we noticed it had been taken down. If only their girls were as quick and successful in taking down their opponents, amirite?!

Love the pigs tails WCW 😍😍

Edited by YesitwasaWin4theAges

Also at Ikon, but this time it was last Sunday before the VFL Grand Final, I lost my bearings and look who gave me directions…

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😁
note we have THE EXACT same colour hair!

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

22 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Also at Ikon, but this time it was last Sunday before the VFL Grand Final, I lost my bearings and look who gave me directions…

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😁
note we have THE EXACT same colour hair!

What's the blue heart for WCW? Are you one of those toofless western 'burbs sheilas? 

2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

What's the blue heart for WCW? Are you one of those toofless western 'burbs sheilas? 

Oi! I barrack for Melbourne NOT Collingwood! 
And I must remain anonymous coz we can’t have me being mobbed at matches next year now, can we?! The other DA gals might get jealous. 🤭

Gotta hit the punt heavily today to have some interest. 

hit Cats over 40 hard and Swans under 10. God knows I’ll be happier with the latter


OK, last pics in the slide show then I suppose we have to focus on THAT game today. ☹️

This was at THE BEST match this year. Vs Carlton. Me and my DA buddy Pauline (Mrs Frittata) with a couple of minutes left in the match when the game looked as good as lost so may as well take a selfie.

Then a couple of minutes later when Kozzy goaled. She’s so cute… she holds up the giant Fritta head no matter what’s happening. 🥰

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42 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Gotta hit the punt heavily today to have some interest. 

hit Cats over 40 hard and Swans under 10. God knows I’ll be happier with the latter

I put a small goal kicking multi on and backed the unders . Like yourself, I not that interested.

In fact, I'll probably only watch bit and pieces and maybe tidy up The Manor's gardens.

Is it just me or does Robbie need a better microphone?

Sound quality is ridiculously bad, this league can't even fluke something right.

Edited by Jibroni

 
6 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

Is it just me or does Robbie need a better microphone?

Sound quality is ridiculously bad, this league can't even fluke something right.

Mate, you have absolutely no idea how much of a nightmare it is to do this gig. A temporary sound setup you have to pull out in the middle of a footy ground, a 100k seat stadium, dealing with the massive sound issues you encounter with mixing sound outdoors in a huge space, then you have a great performer but average singer performing with a band he's just met and rehearsed with maybe once.

Every year people sook about this without understanding how incredibly difficult it is.

Edited by Lord Nev

I think Robbie is doing a great job 👏🏻👏🏻


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