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3 hours ago, 58er said:

Ridiculous attitude you will have this team dismembered  by 2025 with that attitude if only keeping  A graders or one if our game breakers on our already suspect forward line. 
Or did you fit get that you would exchange Connor Rozee in the deal? 

Huh?

Stop jumping to ridiculous conclusions

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3 hours ago, Lord Nev said:

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

Ok.

Copy paste from One Note? Impressive.

 
5 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Nah bro I've never called a player a dead beat of a human that needs a brain transplant.

But good try.

'Dimwit' would have done the trick.

Between the Kosi talk and the dead dogs talk, this thread is emotionally killing me. 
 


5 hours ago, Lord Travis said:

One of our family dogs died yesterday so I’m not in a good mood. Seeing this [censored] feed fuel to a fire that shouldn’t exist obviously annoyed me!

Kozzie is going nowhere.

 

4 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

Commiserations LT, I know exactly how you are feeling. Our beautiful 13 year old border collie had to be put to sleep on Wednesday night. 

I’m so sorry for both of you. 
Our puppy got attacked about a month ago by a giant dog and it was the worst 24 hours of my entire life. I cried more than I have over every human death I’ve ever experienced… the puppy was absolutely fine btw 

Demonland servers will need to shut down for a 24 hour period of mourning if Pickett is pinched by Port

5 minutes ago, adonski said:

Demonland servers will need to shut down for a 24 hour period of mourning if Pickett is pinched by Port

10 days

 
6 hours ago, Lord Travis said:

One of our family dogs died yesterday so I’m not in a good mood. Seeing this [censored] feed fuel to a fire that shouldn’t exist obviously annoyed me!

Kozzie is going nowhere.

Really sorry to hear mate.

7 hours ago, Lord Nev said:

Fair play mate. You're a very different beast on game day I've discovered!

We're all different beasts on gameday I think.

Sometimes I act like a giraffe that escaped from the zoo. 


2 hours ago, layzie said:

We're all different beasts on gameday I think.

Sometimes I act like a giraffe that escaped from the zoo. 

I'm ashamed to admit it but sometimes, on very rare occasions, I have been known to act in a manner more befitting a Collingwood supporter.

21 hours ago, adonski said:

Demonland servers will need to shut down for a 24 hour period of mourning if Pickett is pinched by Port

The servers will be down let me assure you. 

We will bring the WHOLE. DAMN. CLOUD. DOWN.

@Nasherwont know what hit him.

54 minutes ago, Demonland said:

I can’t see how Port are going to have the collateral either this year or next year to pry Kozzy from us. 

 

Kossie will be going nowhere.


JHF wants to leave after one year?! 

the nerve of the bloke. How about you play a few decent games? 

JHF pretty decent player now in my book. Shares it around, fearless,smart and tough.

I wish we had some space.

1 minute ago, fr_ap said:

Kossie hanging on insta with Trent Burgoyne 

😑

Burgoyne was delisted by Port.

Just now, Lord Nev said:

Burgoyne was delisted by Port.

Excellent! (Well not for him) 

Crisis averted back to Monday 


Feel for North, if only they took the Crows offer last year. Really hoping Kozzy signs an extension over the summer.

Cornes started the Kozzie to Port rumour, can’t help but feel it was a smokescreen for their attempt at trading in JHF under the radar….

13 minutes ago, Vineytime said:

Cornes started the Kozzie to Port rumour, can’t help but feel it was a smokescreen for their attempt at trading in JHF under the radar….

He'd be the one on-side media guyat Port to leak to for smokescreen prurposes. I buy it 

 

11.30AM — DEES SHUT DOWN PICKETT-POWER WHISPERS

Melbourne list boss Tim Lamb has emphatically refuted suggestions premiership forward Kysaiah Pickett won’t be at the club next year.

Despite reports suggesting the Power could make a play for Pickett, Lamb told reporters: “Any talk about Kozzie leaving is absolutely ludicrous. We love Kozzie, Kozzie loves us, there’s been no discussion about that (trade).”

Trades LIVE: Pies ‘fair way down the track’ on Grundy deal; Freo’s tough stance as frenzy begins

6 minutes ago, Lord Nev said:

11.30AM — DEES SHUT DOWN PICKETT-POWER WHISPERS

Melbourne list boss Tim Lamb has emphatically refuted suggestions premiership forward Kysaiah Pickett won’t be at the club next year.

Despite reports suggesting the Power could make a play for Pickett, Lamb told reporters: “Any talk about Kozzie leaving is absolutely ludicrous. We love Kozzie, Kozzie loves us, there’s been no discussion about that (trade).”

Trades LIVE: Pies ‘fair way down the track’ on Grundy deal; Freo’s tough stance as frenzy begins

Would have been nice for him to add "and he will sign a long term deal soon".

We have got to secure his services for the future ASAP.

These damn SA and WA kids really love their home states... 


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