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If we win the flag from here I will..

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Streak up Swan street with nothing but my melbourne socks on.

 
2 minutes ago, Doug Reemer said:

Streak up Swan street with nothing but my melbourne socks on.

Make sure to have someone video it and post on DL

I will post a video of myself on Twitter celebrating in my Melbourne scarf, 

 

fully dressed.

Why does everyone else have to be weird?

 
18 minutes ago, Doug Reemer said:

Streak up Swan street with nothing but my melbourne socks on.

I'd be envious if you said "with nothing but my Melbourne sock on".

Never ever doubt the MFC for infinity.


33 minutes ago, BDA said:

Make sure to have someone video it and post on DL

… or not. 

Drink too much Beer and get a case of Gout. As they say there is no glory without pain.

Bye the Jumper from Offical Memorabilia just like i did last year. If we don't I just sit down and look at the one I brought last year. 

 
6 minutes ago, Mr Steve said:

Bye the Jumper from Offical Memorabilia just like i did last year. If we don't I just sit down and look at the one I brought last year. 

This is easily the most depressing thing I’ve read today. And I’ve read a lot on Demonland. 😭

Will have lost a lot of money like last year although this year I've been sensible in taking a lot more at the line bets. Cmon Dees take my money. Brizzy next week, 18.5 points and 3.20HH. Few injuries I'm taking both. 


Not be surprised.

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5 hours ago, BDA said:

Make sure to have someone video it and post on DL

Ill wear @Demonland merch of they give it to me!

………… be at the ‘G’ to cheer them over the line, and to sing the song until l have no voice left, along with most of you good folks!


6 hours ago, dl4e said:

Drink too much Beer and get a case of Gout. As they say there is no glory without pain.

I didnt drink last night cos I have gout, its not fun. having said that, if we win, I will drink through it

Nothing. It's just not our year.

Next year on the other hand. Supremely confident if we can really fix our game plan and forward line structure. 

6 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Nothing. It's just not our year.

Next year on the other hand. Supremely confident if we can really fix our game plan and forward line structure. 

Switching off the life support machine already? Sad. 

1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Switching off the life support machine already? Sad. 

I hope our players don't have the same mindset as some of our supporters... Some of them are basically suggesting we forfeit this season 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️


13 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Switching off the life support machine already? Sad. 

No.

I just see it from a realistic point of view and our inability to not tweak our game plan at all this year to counter these top 4 teams. 

We should beat Brisbane because they're actually average. 

Geelong on the other hand are well drilled across the field. They're like Sydney and are extremely well disciplined and yet have just won a final at the MCG when most of you erote them off as having no chance of winning a final at the G.

Our game plan simply doesn't stand up against these tops sides. Simple as that.

We're also physically banged up. It's very evident last night with the amount of guys we had with knee bandages. Add that to the 5 players that all had to get scans today and proves my point that we're just banged up physically. That alone won't stand up against these fitter sides like Geelong and Sydney who have managed their players well this year.

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1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

No.

I just see it from a realistic point of view and our inability to not tweak our game plan at all this year to counter these top 4 teams. 

We should beat Brisbane because they're actually average. 

Geelong on the other hand are well drilled across the field. They're like Sydney and are extremely well disciplined.

Our game plan simply doesn't stand up against these tops sides. Simple as that.

We're also physically banged up. It's very evident last night with the amount of guys we had with knee bandages. Add that to the 5 players that all had to get scans today and proves my point that we're just banged up physically. That alone won't stand up against these fitter sides like Geelong and Sydney who have managed their players well this year.

All valid points. But despite this, there’s still a pulse. And while there’s still a possibility we should not write ourselves off. It’s like a batsman heading back to the sheds before being given. 

3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

All valid points. But despite this, there’s still a pulse. And while there’s still a possibility we should not write ourselves off. It’s like a batsman heading back to the sheds before being given. 

Regardless what happens I'm extremely proud of the boys this year. Physically hunted all year and still finished top 4.

Aa I've already said. Next year I'm extremely confident we can finish top 3 again if we can tweak our game plan and fix up our forward structure. 

The age and games played demographic is right in the sweet spot for next year also.

 

Pies won’t be going out in straight sets if today was any indication.

Think they’ll easily account for Dogs or Freo with an 80-20/90-10 crowd ratio in their favour.

Just now, dazzledavey36 said:

Regardless what happens I'm extremely proud of the boys this year. Physically hunted all year and still finished top 4.

Aa I've already said. Next year I'm extremely confident we can finish top 3 again if we can tweak our game plan and fix up our forward structure. 

The age and games played demographic is right in the sweet spot for next year also.

All well and good, but maybe talk about next year when this season is done. To do so beforehand is textbook defeatism. 


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