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A Pig, a Milkshake, a Nut and an All-Australian walk into a bar...

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“I was having a swim down at Prahran pool just before this and ran into a mate and he’s good friends with Steven May and James Harmes and the boys, and they said, ‘If we can keep Maysy and Harmesy and Melky and Hibbo off the p--- for four weeks we’ll waltz into a flag,”

 

 

Frothies May 😂, but we love our boys just the way they are! (Even when they screw things)

I think Jack's got a good point. Goodness help Papley if Maysie turns up to the game pizsed

 
1 hour ago, Lord Nev said:

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“I was having a swim down at Prahran pool just before this and ran into a mate and he’s good friends with Steven May and James Harmes and the boys, and they said, ‘If we can keep Maysy and Harmesy and Melky and Hibbo off the p--- for four weeks we’ll waltz into a flag,”

 

So @binman was right after all!?

Team performance was down due to the heavy loading of grog undertaken by a few senior players at the club.

Makes sense.

 

 


Of course he was having swim, one of the two things he loves 

No wonder Watts never amounted to anything. What a peanut.

Freinds of mine saw May, Harmes and Hibberd out for drinks a few weeks ago.  Hibberd had a little girl with him which was assumed to be his daughter altho I'm not sure he has children.

So just because a few mates are having drinks, Watts and others shouldn't assume they are on a bender.  I wouldn't be surprised if the players had a team agreement not to drink during the finals, starting about now.

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14 hours ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

I think Jack's got a good point. Goodness help Papley if Maysie turns up to the game pizsed

Funny ,but so very true,look out papley


2 hours ago, Lucifers Hero said:

Freinds of mine saw May, Harmes and Hibberd out for drinks a few weeks ago.  Hibberd had a little girl with him which was assumed to be his daughter altho I'm not sure he has children.

So just because a few mates are having drinks, Watts and others shouldn't assume they are on a bender.  I wouldn't be surprised if the players had a team agreement not to drink during the finals, starting about now.

Hibbo has a 2(?) year old daughter. 

Whatever they're doing they should keep it up.

Going on their last game Hibbo & Melk are in great form and May is a 2nd time AA.

Not sure why Watts is even doing this regular segment. From the sounds of it he didn’t even watch the AFL awards night which he’s asked to pass comment on and I doubt he even watches a whole heap of footy.


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