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9 minutes ago, DubDee said:

8 more points to go!!!

And about 3 quarters 

 
1 minute ago, layzie said:

I'm too tired, do we want the Dogs to win or Cats?

Dogs this week, and sainters next

 

Have the boundary umpires been told to interpret the ‘vibe’ the last few weeks? Balls that are a metre out not getting called.

2 hours ago, Demonstone said:

This thread is now becoming unhinged.

Threads unravel: doors unhinge (both Chris and Majak maybe).


10 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

Classy move at Geelong the way they put all the opposition supporters in the only open air part of the ground, with the worst visibility at any AFL ground.

Why are we all subsidising that ground again?

 

Right? And they only allocate 500 - 1000 seats for opposition supporters (we were actually given less than 500). Why are they allowed to do this? And they charge Geelong members $10 for parking and everyone else is charged $15. Again, who allows this? AND they relegate opposition cheer squads to a shi*tty spot on the wing, right by the race where it’s criminally cold AND (somebody slap me) their ground staff are downright rude to our banner crew and sweet af to their own. I could go on and on. 

 

Hawkins LOLZZZZZZ

Ha ha Hawkins u clown

Edited by Jibroni


It's not something I'd call luck, it's something call.. Well, luck I guess so what.

Edited by layzie

Isn't Caleb Daniel supposed to be good? Or has he been doing a mini Kent Kingsley on us this entire time? Geelongs best player so far.


This game’s degenerated into a cluster-[censored] of skill errors. I love it!

Just now, Gunna’s said:

Umps now protecting Bontempelli with shepherds. Bews was not happy with the maggot

Dissent hasn’t that gone out the window Bews gobbed the ump ignored. Hawkins miss was a highlight. Commentators already making excuses for Cats their distracted by Duckwood 350th game. They are the media darlings can do no wrong.

Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

Right? And they only allocate 500 - 1000 seats for opposition supporters (we were actually given less than 500). Why are they allowed to do this? And they charge Geelong members $10 for parking and everyone else is charged $15. Again, who allows this? AND they relegate opposition cheer squads to a shi*tty spot on the wing, right by the race where it’s criminally cold AND (somebody slap me) their ground staff are downright rude to our banner crew and sweet af to their own. I could go on and on. 

It’s a horrible experience for any supporter from another team. For a stadium that’s 60-90 minutes drive for 5 million people I have no idea why the AFL continues to allow them to cater purely for their members.

Look at the experience of Optus, The Gabba, The Adelaide Oval, or the SCG. Why is the closest out of Melbourne experience so absolutely dreadful?


Last Geelong goal was the result of a blatant push in the back.

The cats forwards push their opponents in the back, head first into marking packs.

It's a dangerous grubby practice and the never get penalised.

 

Meanwhile WTF is happening in Adelaide?!?

The Channel 7 graphics department must have borrowed some 3’s from the other channels to be able to show the age of so many of these Geelong players. My word they are old. It’s insane.

Edited by The heart beats true


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