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NON-MFC: Round 5, 2022

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I dont know why the sound of the umpires cannot be muted

Edited by Jibroni

4 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Hawkins gave away 50 just hanging around in the protected zone. No worries mate.

Can Selwood dispose of the ball legally any more? Last 5 minutes all I've seen are throws, scoops and tunnels.

This is the thing Mazer.

During any game, umpires must see indiscretions that could be given as frees.

How do they decide when/ which to pay?

 
1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

This is the thing Mazer.

During any game, umpires must see indiscretions that could be given as frees.

How do they decide when/ which to pay?

They carry a pin.

3 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

I dont know why the sound of the umpires cannot be muted

It's so we respect their adjudications more.


Hawks gameplan looks good. Playing quickly and moving it with pace through the midfield. Taking the game on. Similar to how Adelaide and Magpies played against us last year.

1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

But… but… it’s Essendon. ESSENDON. 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Yep, and I always thought Essendon would be my true hate. But Geelong has it all:

  • Home town umpiring (thought it may end with televised games, but no)
  • Joel Selwood
  • Forwards who dive
  • Joel Selwood
  • Money thrown at the club because it's in a marginal seat
  • Joel Selwood
  • Shonky land deals
  • Families of footballers employed by Cotton On (see Judd and Visy)
  • Joel Selwood
  • Mogg's Creek
  • Chris Scott's cool beard 
  • The 5 or so chairs provided to opposition supporters
6 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

I dont know why the sound of the umpires cannot be muted

But it's a TELEVISION INNOVATION

All TELEVISION INNOVATIONS are Good Things and can't be changed back.

Another great TELEVISION INNOVATION is the count down clock which adds nothing and only kills tension in a tight match,

 
4 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

Yep, and I always thought Essendon would be my true hate. But Geelong has it all:

  • Home town umpiring (thought it may end with televised games, but no)
  • Joel Selwood
  • Forwards who dive
  • Joel Selwood
  • Money thrown at the club because it's in a marginal seat
  • Joel Selwood
  • Shonky land deals
  • Families of footballers employed by Cotton On (see Judd and Visy)
  • Joel Selwood
  • Mogg's Creek
  • Chris Scott's cool beard 
  • The 5 or so chairs provided to opposition supporters

Don’t forget Selwood!!


3 minutes ago, wizardinoz said:

Hawthorn are a rabble. Be lucky to score again playing like this.

Goal Hawthorn

2 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Don’t forget Selwood!!

Don't get me started!!!

Its a shame this game is becoming primarily about the umpiring, otherwise the game has been good to watch.

3 minutes ago, loges said:

Goal Hawthorn

And another


Just now, Jibroni said:

Its a shame this game is becoming primarily about the umpiring, otherwise the game has been good to watch.

Thanks to the AFL

Blow the siren!!

7 minutes ago, wizardinoz said:

Hawthorn are a rabble. Be lucky to score again playing like this.

This doesn't appear to have aged well...


Come on Hawks! Do it for Jack’s 200th. I like Jack Gunston 🙂

1 minute ago, Whispering_Jack said:

After Hawkins gave away the 50m penalty for infringing the protected area, he demonstrated with his hands out. It should have been another 50.

Absolutely.... makes it a certain goal and possible outcome changer

 

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