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NON-MFC: Round 3, 2022

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I dunno the name of the bloke  commentating with BT today but he sounds like quality.  Nice to listen to zero hysteria 

2 minutes ago, ucanchoose said:

I dunno the name of the bloke  commentating with BT today but he sounds like quality.  Nice to listen to zero hysteria 

Matty Hill, calls the Metro horse racing here in Vic.

 
1 minute ago, ucanchoose said:

I dunno the name of the bloke  commentating with BT today but he sounds like quality.  Nice to listen to zero hysteria 

He reminds me of Sandy Roberts before Sandy lost his marbles in the later years at Fox.

2 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Matty Hill, calls the Metro horse racing here in Vic.

hard to get over the fact that it sometimes seems like a race call too :)


I reckon BT has definitely toned down his nutso look-at-me commentary from previous years. Whether it's a direction from the higher-ups, or that brief stay at hospital last year, he's much more bearable to listen to as well this year.

5 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I hear you, Bingers. I’ve let Essendon live rent-free in my head for decades. Recently a friend asked me who I think I might barrack for if Melbourne ever ceased to exist *shudder* He was shocked when I said probs Essendon 🤮 (Soz reflex action). My logic being: The opposite of love is not hate, but indifference. Therefore, I think I’d have an easier time converting my intense and undying hate for Essendon into love of a similar degree. The path from indifference to love would be so much longer.
Hmmmm, maybe I need to see a therapist. 

Lol- even text predictor knows how much I hate that loathsome pack of ferals…

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😁

 

WCW, I always enjoy your contributions. As such, I'm now undertaking an online intervention:

1. Wrong

2. Bizarre

3. Yes, immediately

You're welcome.

RTG

 

Edited by Return to Glory

19 minutes ago, george_on_the_outer said:

Hope Carlton supporters hopes aren't dashed before we get a home game against them later in the season.

They are coming out of the woodwork that's for damn sure. My uncle has been to a handful of games in the last 20 years, just bought 4 game memberships for his family and went today. Had to let him know it was at the G and that Carlton don't play at Princes Park anymore.

 
10 minutes ago, DeeDJ said:

hard to get over the fact that it sometimes seems like a race call too :)

Now you've said it can't unhear it.

"They go 'round the wing" was said exactly like it was a quinella of horses being unleashed on cup day.


9 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

The Aussie women are well on track to win World Cup final.

Just get rid of Sciver

17 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

 

WCW, I always enjoy your contributions. As such, I'm now undertaking an online intervention:

1. Wrong

2. Bizarre

3. Yes, immediately

You're welcome.

RTG

 

I’ll give you points  2 and 3, RTG. But not so much point 1.

So, the opposite of love is hate. Except it’s totally not. Psychology 101 right there. 😊

If Melbourne folded I'd be lost to footy.
Couldn't stomach supporting any-one else.
Hate them all in varying degrees.

 

Edited by Fork 'em


Fair play to the Saints. They always find just the right mix of overpriced crocks, front runners and mediocre talent that will see them finish mid table for infinity. 

Just now, Rab D Nesbitt said:

Fair play to the Saints. They always find just the right mix of overpriced crocks, front runners and mediocre talent that will see them finish mid table for infinity. 

A flag went begging for them in the late aughts, and there might be a fair wait for another legit chance for them.

Entertaining game between the Tigers and the Saints today though.

34 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’ll give you points  2 and 3, RTG. But not so much point 1.

So, the opposite of love is hate. Except it’s totally not. Psychology 101 right there. 😊

Well let me tell you this WCW. 

I am not indifferent to Essendon, Carlton, The Filth etc.  I [censored] hate them!!!!!!!

15 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Will not matter now - she is running out of partners.

Imagine if they did have more wickets in hand. 😬

wow. I didn’t see the Aus innings but 120 off the last 10!!!

Edited by WalkingCivilWar


3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Imagine if they did have more wickets in hand. 😬

Bah !!!!!   Hypothetical, who cares?

They're bloody poms - hate ( not indifferent) them too !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does BT sign off on Ling’s contract? At least 12 times today he’s said ‘Great call BT’ when literally all he’s done is call the play (his job). It’s excruciating.

5 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

Does BT sign off on Ling’s contract? At least 12 times today he’s said ‘Great call BT’ when literally all he’s done is call the play (his job). It’s excruciating.

Great post THBT!

 

Can anyone confirm if Tom Lynch is on the field?

Reiwoldt is out and he needed to stand up. 


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