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OK, I'll start:

Kangas'll have the tusk ahead of them...

 

Wonder if the North game will be in Hobart and the Cup comes at the same time?

5 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

Wonder if the North game will be in Hobart and the Cup comes at the same time?

You may very well be on the money but I was under the impression no club will be travelling in week 1 in order to mitigate the risk of COVID.


1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

OK, I'll start:

Kangas'll have the tusk ahead of them...

Will it be a full-length game or a trunkated version?

There's only one way to beat North Melbourne

one bite at a time.

2 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

OK, I'll start:

Kangas'll have the tusk ahead of them...

A really mammoth tusk. Or, if you will, a woolly mammoth tusk. 
(Soz, that’s all I’ve got)

 
  • 1 month later...

You're all dodging around something.

You know, that mammal in the room?

3 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

You're all dodging around something.

You know, that mammal in the room?

ivory-ly agree


Off season chat is SO much better when we are not reigning premiers.

At least there is actual speculation as to what the season ahead may bring.

 

*No, I am not saying I wish we didn't win the flag......

6 minutes ago, faultydet said:

Off season chat is SO much better when we are not reigning premiers.

At least there is actual speculation as to what the season ahead may bring.

 

*No, I am not saying I wish we didn't win the flag......

There's lots of speculation on other threads, Faulty! But the cockiness of supremacy always threatens - as is the case here - to lead to frivolity.

For my part, I apologise.

Nah. Just joking.

9 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

There's lots of speculation on other threads, Faulty! But the cockiness of supremacy always threatens - as is the case here - to lead to frivolity.

For my part, I apologise.

Nah. Just joking.

Can't blame anyone for enjoying the moment, except for the 20 year olds who have no idea what "wait and hope" means.

10 hours ago, faultydet said:

Can't blame anyone for enjoying the moment, except for the 20 year olds who have no idea what "wait and hope" means.

My boy, who is 16, had to front up at primary school week after week in multiple seasons when we won 2-4 games and cop it from everyone in the school (except from the one other kid who was a dees supporter). 

I reckon even the 20 year olds would understand what wait and hope means and equally deserve to enjoy the moment.

Hawthorn and Collingwood is at Morwell on February 25. Guessing the rest will be announced soon.


I've heard a rumour that for the Melb v North scratch match we'll be playing for the Ben Brown Trophy which will look just like this but with the third finger upright, rather than the second.

 Demons' AFLW coaching panel gets premiership boost

On 1/27/2022 at 3:04 PM, Clintosaurus said:

Hawthorn and Collingwood is at Morwell on February 25. Guessing the rest will be announced soon.

That's the official Practice game not the second one that 2 Clubs are nominated to get together and sort out Tomes anDates. 
We play Carlton at Marvel in our Official Clash the date has been publicised by the AFL previously. 
 

33 minutes ago, 58er said:

That's the official Practice game not the second one that 2 Clubs are nominated to get together and sort out Tomes anDates. 
We play Carlton at Marvel in our Official Clash the date has been publicised by the AFL previously. 
 

Wrong. Hawthorn play Richmond in Devonport in the official games on March 5.

 
On 1/26/2022 at 10:47 PM, daisycutter said:

ivory-ly agree

Tusk Tusk Tusk

 

42 minutes ago, Kent said:

Tusk Tusk Tusk

 

oi oi oi   

bang bang bang


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