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3 minutes ago, Brenno said:

Anyone have a link to how the scoring is calculated? 

 

 

Edited by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew

3 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

everything but the girl but...not tracey thorn

I knew a woman who owned a store in High Street Windsor called 'Everything but the girl."

 
13 minutes ago, Chook said:

Very surprised at the lack of love from the coaches for Brayshaw. I thought he was critical this year…player number 11 each week?

EDIT: Whispering Jack beat me to the screenshot. All yours Jack.

 

 

If he had an ultra consistent season, a player at 11th - on say 340 votes - might have got 15 votes a game, which is 3 4s and a 3, i.e. a 7th/8th best each week. So Gus might have a bit more love than his position suggests? All theoretical, but.

@Brenno, I was halfway through answering when umpteen other, multifinger, typers answered you. Sorry! 


27 minutes ago, Maldonboy38 said:

Standing ovation for Nathan Jones is genuine and moving. He represents our club like no-one else. 

Sensational.  The crowd chanting "Jonesy" was a memorable moment.

Would have loved to organise a parting gift for the Jones boy from the supporters if i was more connected and in the money.   A hotted up GT mustang or similar in Demon colours with the No.2 subtley imprinted into the finish with the words "thanks for everything chunk" or similar branded somewhere appropriate.  Maybe on the tow ball!

Harmesy you beauty son!  Was in the top 15 or so for the season IMV.  Boy likes to party! 😄

Of the wings, Langdon was superior. Bradshaw had an amazing GF and sacrificed for the team to play defensive wing but he still did struggle to perform offensively. 

Not a criticism coz someone has to do the hard work but I can see why he’s outside the top 10.

 
11 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Sensational.  The crowd chanting "Jonesy" was a memorable moment.

Would have loved to organise a parting gift for the Jones boy from the supporters if i was more connected and in the money.   A hotted up GT mustang or similar in Demon colours with the No.2 subtley imprinted into the finish with the words "thanks for everything chunk" or similar branded somewhere appropriate.  Maybe on the tow ball!

Just go straight to the dodge demon 😈 in red with blue racing stripes...

A big 2 on the bonnet and then on the doors 


Anyone else failed to access the live stream? 

 

The app is pathetic

3 minutes ago, Sideshow Bob said:

Just go straight to the dodge demon 😈 in red with blue racing stripes...

A big 2 on the bonnet and then on the doors 

Nailed it Bob ...

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Clarry chooo choojust a stunning year😂

Luv ya son😁

Clarry "Bang Bang Bang" Oliver = B&F.

Congrats Clarry - coaches award and bluey. Well deserved, ripper of a year.


Reitetated Luv ya Son what a brilliant season

Take a drink for every mention of "so, um, yeah", "so, obviously" and "appreciate that".

Only joking, Clarrie. You cashed in all your public speaking points for an upgrade in football talent. A wise decision! GO DEMONS!!!

Our 23 year old daughter graduated at La Trobe yesterday. She has a hyphenated Polish German name. I remarked to my beautiful wife during the proceedings that the percentage of Anglo names in the hundred graduates was possibly 10%. That's why I truly loved Christian's comment that 2 out of the 5 winners were wogs. Fantastic stuff, us wogs and other derogatory names are our future.

 
17 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Clarry chooo choojust a stunning year😂

Awesome, Great I love the guy.

After the first 5 minutes in his first game he was our best midfielder

After first full match he was the best pure midfielder I had seen at the club in 45 years.

After his second season he was the best player at the club.

 

After his first Premiership he is a triple B and F winner @ 24.

And still he is under rated.

The guy is an absolute legend and there is heaps more to come.

 

 

Edited by Wizard of Koz

Different final numbers (and positions, Tommy!) from Rounds 1-23, so finals included, evidently. Trac closed on Clarry, and Nibbler's finals were good. Tough on Ed.


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