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1 minute ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Update 19

  • Max and Tommy Petty doing 40 metre kick-to-kick drills. Others still doing set shots.

Weird that Max is not doing set shots practice. Maybe theyโ€™ve given up on him.

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Update 20

  • Players leaving ground now.
  • Thanks to Demonland posterย Anti-Saint for the updates from the ground.

Cheers everyone.

QD.

5 minutes ago, Demonland said:

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It's a blessing we have so much depth! Obviously we couldn't afford an injury to any of our AA players, but we can cover injuries to our 16-22 players I would think. Hopefully he is all good and the swelling will go down with some ice. Otherwise, Milkshake probably comes into the side.

Edited by Northern Summer

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1 minute ago, Northern Summer said:

It's a blessing we have so much depth! Obviously we couldn't afford an injury to any of our AA players, but we can cover injuries to our 16-22 players I would think. Hopefully he is all good and the swelling will go down with some ice. Otherwise, Milkshake probably comes into the side.

Spargo is a massive loss if he misses. Our best tackler, doesnโ€™t waste a possession and kicks goals.

1 hour ago, Jaded said:

Iโ€™ve died 7 times between the two tweet updates.ย 

Spat my beer out at this commentย 

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40 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Update 12

  • Woowee recons no changes.

I believe it's Woey although it was Wow-ey in his Brownlow year

5 minutes ago, At the break of Gawn said:

Spargo is a massive loss if he misses. Our best tackler, doesnโ€™t waste a possession and kicks goals.

He'll play.

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2 minutes ago, Demons11 said:

No issue with Spargo, just a jarred ankle. ย 

Sauce?

1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

He'll play.

Spargo would accept a potion from Stephen Dank before he'd pull out of a Grand Final team.


1 minute ago, Jaded said:

Sauce?

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21 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

He'll be fine. Has his boots off and hasn't even got ice on it.

Get ice on it anyway.

7 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

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Is anyone ordering the linguine tonight?

Its going to be a long week


1 hour ago, Jaded said:

It makes sense if they arenโ€™t confident in May. But on the other hand Smith is coming off a hammy too. Canโ€™t see it happening. You would play someone in the sub role who can play mid if we needed. I still think Hunt is the best sub option.ย 

Hunt can play forward or on a wing as well.ย 

I think we can officially say that the next 7 days are going to push us all over the edge. This time next week I will undoubtably be having a complete full blown breakdown regardless of the results.ย 
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Stressed Schitts Creek GIF by CBC

3 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Who or what is Woowee???!

Pretty sure he is referring to "Woey", or Shane Woewodin. Ex Dees Bronwlow Medallist.

2 minutes ago, Jaded said:

I think we can officially say that the next 7 days are going to push us all over the edge. This time next week I will undoubtably be having a complete full blown breakdown regardless of the results.ย 
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Stressed Schitts Creek GIF by CBC

Imagine how you're gunna feel when Max lifts the cup.


3 hours ago, Fork 'em said:

Get ice on it anyway.

They're training at the right team's ground to get that sorted.

Edited by binman
Demonstone might have noticed the missing apostrophe

Did we win?

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9 minutes ago, Jaded said:

I think we can officially say that the next 7 days are going to push us all over the edge. This time next week I will undoubtably be having a complete full blown breakdown regardless of the results.ย 
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Stressed Schitts Creek GIF by CBC

I resemble that.


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