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Pre-Grand Final Match Simulation

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1 minute ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Update 19

  • Max and Tommy Petty doing 40 metre kick-to-kick drills. Others still doing set shots.

Weird that Max is not doing set shots practice. Maybe they’ve given up on him.

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    Update 20

    • Players leaving ground now.
    • Thanks to Demonland poster Anti-Saint for the updates from the ground.

    Cheers everyone.

    QD.

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    5 minutes ago, Demonland said:

     

    It's a blessing we have so much depth! Obviously we couldn't afford an injury to any of our AA players, but we can cover injuries to our 16-22 players I would think. Hopefully he is all good and the swelling will go down with some ice. Otherwise, Milkshake probably comes into the side.

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    1 minute ago, Northern Summer said:

    It's a blessing we have so much depth! Obviously we couldn't afford an injury to any of our AA players, but we can cover injuries to our 16-22 players I would think. Hopefully he is all good and the swelling will go down with some ice. Otherwise, Milkshake probably comes into the side.

    Spargo is a massive loss if he misses. Our best tackler, doesn’t waste a possession and kicks goals.

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    1 hour ago, Jaded said:

    I’ve died 7 times between the two tweet updates. 

    Spat my beer out at this comment 

    😂

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    40 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    Update 12

    • Woowee recons no changes.

    I believe it's Woey although it was Wow-ey in his Brownlow year

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    5 minutes ago, At the break of Gawn said:

    Spargo is a massive loss if he misses. Our best tackler, doesn’t waste a possession and kicks goals.

    He'll play.

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    2 minutes ago, Demons11 said:

    No issue with Spargo, just a jarred ankle.  

    Sauce?

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    1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    He'll play.

    Spargo would accept a potion from Stephen Dank before he'd pull out of a Grand Final team.

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    1 minute ago, Jaded said:

    Sauce?

     

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    1 minute ago, Jaded said:

    Sauce?

    Reported from the club. Callum Twomey posted on Twitter 

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    21 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    He'll be fine. Has his boots off and hasn't even got ice on it.

    Get ice on it anyway.

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    7 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

     

    Is anyone ordering the linguine tonight?

    Its going to be a long week

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    Who or what is Woowee???!

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    1 hour ago, Jaded said:

    It makes sense if they aren’t confident in May. But on the other hand Smith is coming off a hammy too. Can’t see it happening. You would play someone in the sub role who can play mid if we needed. I still think Hunt is the best sub option. 

    Hunt can play forward or on a wing as well. 

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    I think we can officially say that the next 7 days are going to push us all over the edge. This time next week I will undoubtably be having a complete full blown breakdown regardless of the results. 
     

    Stressed Schitts Creek GIF by CBC

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    3 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    Who or what is Woowee???!

    Pretty sure he is referring to "Woey", or Shane Woewodin. Ex Dees Bronwlow Medallist.

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    2 minutes ago, Jaded said:

    I think we can officially say that the next 7 days are going to push us all over the edge. This time next week I will undoubtably be having a complete full blown breakdown regardless of the results. 
     

    Stressed Schitts Creek GIF by CBC

    Imagine how you're gunna feel when Max lifts the cup.

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    3 hours ago, Fork 'em said:

    Get ice on it anyway.

    They're training at the right team's ground to get that sorted.

    Edited by binman
    Demonstone might have noticed the missing apostrophe

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    Did we win?

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    9 minutes ago, Jaded said:

    I think we can officially say that the next 7 days are going to push us all over the edge. This time next week I will undoubtably be having a complete full blown breakdown regardless of the results. 
     

    Stressed Schitts Creek GIF by CBC

    I resemble that.

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    If anyone is looking for distraction , I’ve a [censored] load of bindii to hand pull from 500sqm of lawn 

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