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2 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Oh can Cameron ping the hammy in the final moments or Hawkins cops a concussion. 

Is wanting both asking too much?

 

Would have loved for the Prelim to be on a Thursday night so the Cats only get a 6 day break.

 

37 minutes ago, Lord Travis said:

Channel 7 music man on fire the last few weeks. All 90s grunge and alt rock. Lovely.

they played gyros at 1/4 time

most wa-based artists are melbourne residents these days so can't see the likes of them or jebs or the like playing the half-time / post-game concert

maybe the flairz can come outta retirement

Lets get their coach sacked next week..

 

Well that was a pretty awful game.

Cats after 7 days and no bye pre finals.

NO excuses next week Dees.

They don’t deserve to play a prelim. They were the slightly better of two [censored] teams. 


It's only really dawning on me now that next week is either going be the sweetest night of most of our lives, or one of the worst nights of most of our lives.

Just now, Wadda We Sing said:

Lets get their coach sacked next week..

And how about Toby too.

[censored] I said earlier, he should feels totally ashamed, but probably won't.

I take it we are up first? Friday night?

What’s bigger, De Boer’s head or the invisible watermelons that Dangerfield carries under his armpits? 

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

Umpires still at it with 30 seconds to go, Henry grabs ball, dodges first tackler only to get wrapped up without disposing of the ball. Holding the ball? No umpire says he was wrapped up with no prior. Give me a break. 


Why does Port get 15 days off and a game against the lower ranked finals team in a prelim for finishing 2nd? 
 

Riddle me that. 

1 minute ago, monoccular said:

And how about Toby too.

[censored] I said earlier, he should feels totally ashamed, but probably won't.

I was thinking about Scott actually if we can smash them

1 minute ago, Earl Hood said:

Umpires still at it with 30 seconds to go, Henry grabs ball, dodges first tackler only to get wrapped up without disposing of the ball. Holding the ball? No umpire says he was wrapped up with no prior. Give me a break. 

The Cats are a very favoured bunch that's for sure

That was a bog ordinary game. 

Objectively we are a much better side than Geelong and should win if we can avoid a run of goals like last time.

Nonetheless I’ll be having nightmares all week.


1 minute ago, layzie said:

Why does Port get 15 days off and a game against the lower ranked finals team in a prelim for finishing 2nd? 
 

Riddle me that. 

That's two bloody good points

 

2 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

I take it we are up first? Friday night?

We sure are.

2 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

What’s bigger, De Boer’s head or the invisible watermelons that Dangerfield carried under his armpits? 

Or the hole in Mummy's nasal septum?

 
5 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

they played gyros at 1/4 time

most wa-based artists are melbourne residents these days so can't see the likes of them or jebs or the like playing the half-time / post-game concert

maybe the flairz can come outta retirement

Jebediah would be mint!


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