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2 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

A couple of lads and I went to the Dees v Crows game in Adelaide this season, you can tell from the state we were in that we ended up having a kebab after the game. While we were waiting for the worst kebab in the southern hemisphere I looked over and was aghast to see the local lads lining up for a stamp. No doubt to commemorate the win for the evening.

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Oh boy... That looks an... interesting... establishment...

Probably got their eyebrows pierced as a two for one.

 
4 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

A couple of lads and I went to the Dees v Crows game in Adelaide this season, you can tell from the state we were in that we ended up having a kebab after the game. While we were waiting for the worst kebab in the southern hemisphere I looked over and was aghast to see the local lads lining up for a stamp. No doubt to commemorate the win for the evening.

 

Fitting name. 
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10 minutes ago, Lord Nev said:

Oh boy... That looks an... interesting... establishment...

Probably got their eyebrows pierced as a two for one.

 

8 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Fitting name. 
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I almost had to put the desert dry kebab down I was laughing so hard. Very funny weekend. 

 
1 hour ago, Demonland said:

No one is suggesting removing their teeth and becoming unemployable.

The next step.

28 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

We’re not talking full sleeve tattoos or full legs etc. According to my hipster son, the totally in thing is getting little individual tattoos, usually colourful and not screaming “I’ve done time!” A great example of this is Tom Liberatore. And Josh Bruce being another. Yes, Libba jnr’s tatts aren’t the best but that style is what’s trending right now. 

Let's be clear here WCW. I hate tattoos any size and any reason. 


17 minutes ago, old dee said:

I hate tattoos any size and any reason. 

You'd look good with a "K" on one butt cheek and a "z" on the other.

When you bend over, it'll spell "Koz".

19 minutes ago, old dee said:

Let's be clear here WCW. I hate tattoos any size and any reason. 

So I should cancel my appointment to get this tattoo?…

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10 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

So I should cancel my appointment to get this tattoo?…

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Yes

 
1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Care to clarify, DD?

I have a beard if that helps!

actually there is so much room on my [censored] I could get the entire 22. Medi sub Might fall between the crack/s 

1 hour ago, Cards13 said:

And it would be this one, the old man brought me a Dees flag in 76, the year before I was born which I still have.

 

VINTAGE 1976 VFL MELBOURNE FOOTBALL CLUB DEMONS LOGO PROMO STICKER AFL |  eBay

I had this as a pillow case as a kid and wouldn't let mum change it over so she had to wash and dry within a day or id loose it


38 minutes ago, old dee said:

Yes

You’re right. You know I love you. That’s all that matters. 😊

6 minutes ago, Bates Mate said:

I had this as a pillow case as a kid and wouldn't let mum change it over so she had to wash and dry within a day or id loose it

Brilliant! I still want to take the flag to games (it reminds of good times with the old man) buts it’s a bit wuss a 44yr old waving it around. 

30 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

Brilliant! I still want to take the flag to games (it reminds of good times with the old man) buts it’s a bit wuss a 44yr old waving it around. 

Cards, keep it, you young whipper-snapper; you can look forward to being less and less worried about wuss as you get older.

Take it from me.

4 hours ago, demon3165 said:

Ok folks if we happen to win the Premiership who would consider getting a tattoo and what demob logo or other option would you get? what does one think of this?Logo.thumb.jpg.68fc99f2fb194b1ea394ed50943baf46.jpg

 

IM GETTING THIS GUARANTEED IF WE WIN


1 minute ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Cards, keep it, you young whipper-snapper; you can look forward to being less and less worried about wuss as you get older.

Take it from me.

My friend, I will never ever get rid of it while I draw breath. I love it dearly, I am looking forward to both the little guys annoying opposing fans with it for years to come!! (If we can attend games ever again lol)

This is my tattoo over my heart. I’ve had it for about 10 years. It’s by a guy called Scott Campbell whose a really well regarded artist

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Campbell_(tattoo_artist)

I was living in New York and missing the Dees. The rig doesn’t look this good anymore sadly. 🤣

If we win the flag I’m a big fan of the Weg Demon @Sir Why You Littleposted a few weeks back. Love the late 70’s/early 80’s vibe.

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2 hours ago, Lord Nev said:

Will be interesting seeing the difference between the amount of tattoo shops booked out after the Tigers flag compared to ours given the reputation of our supporters.... (With apologies to the legend who is Ang)

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Where is Ang these days? use to see him all the time during the mid to late 2000's on the telecasts.

2 hours ago, Cards13 said:

A couple of lads and I went to the Dees v Crows game in Adelaide this season, you can tell from the state we were in that we ended up having a kebab after the game. While we were waiting for the worst kebab in the southern hemisphere I looked over and was aghast to see the local lads lining up for a stamp. No doubt to commemorate the win for the evening.

 

 

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I wouldn't get a kebab from that place if you paid me. I can understand why you did after a night on the sauce.


48 minutes ago, Win4theAges said:

Where is Ang these days? use to see him all the time during the mid to late 2000's on the telecasts.

He's still around as far as I know. He pops up on the Dees social etc every now and then. Usually you'd keep tabs on him by spotting him in the broadcast or replay, but alas no crowds, so no mohawk.

19 minutes ago, I'va Worn Smith said:

If we win and at the age of 65, I'm going to do it.  Will I need a general anaesthestic?   I have a very low pain threshold

Do it!!! Your age doesn’t mean a thing. As for pain, a little discomfort is what it is. Look at it this way… it’s a drop in the ocean compared to the pain you’ve experienced as a Dees fan. 😉

 
1 hour ago, picket fence said:

IM GETTING THIS GUARANTEED IF WE WIN

 

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5 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I wanna get something like this on my inner forearm…

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this is a rough idea (spacing is all wrong etc.) but it’s along those lines. 

I thought about that for my chest. It would go well with my two new stents.


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