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6 minutes ago, The Swimming Dee said:

I can’t help but like Mitch Hannan. Always seemed like a good bloke but he wouldn’t be in our best 22 now

Will always love Mitch Hannan.

 

That bloke who runs the "Number of Days since Essendon last won a final" account is still in a job

 
Just now, Mazer Rackham said:

Mitch Hannan. Still doing the right thing by Melbourne.

Still kicking "winning goals" in finals when in reality the game was already won. Fight me but the Jones goal was the winning goal in 2018, not the Hannan goal.


2 minutes ago, Fork 'em said:

Will always love Mitch Hannan.

Fair enough too, even if he’s basically a front-runner.

Watching this match is a reminder of the extent of my hatred of Essendon. It surpasses all.

1 minute ago, Chook said:

Still kicking "winning goals" in finals when in reality the game was already won. Fight me but the Jones goal was the winning goal in 2018, not the Hannan goal.

No argument but he's rubbing salt into the EFC wounds which just makes this weekend that little bit more sweet.

 
1 minute ago, Return to Glory said:

Watching this match is a reminder of the extent of my hatred of Essendon. It surpasses all.

It’s weird, isn’t it? Just an irrational hatred - Jake Stringer front and centre!

1 minute ago, 3183 Dee said:

irrational

Is it though?


3 minutes ago, 3183 Dee said:

It’s weird, isn’t it? Just an irrational hatred - Jake Stringer front and centre!

It is. I loathe them. The genesis being 2000.

Found this pretty amusing:

 

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Dear oh dear. These poor Essendon boys haven't scored a goal this half. How upsetting. And they timed their run to the finals so nicely too.

3 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Dear oh dear. These poor Essendon boys haven't scored a goal this half. How upsetting. And they timed their run to the finals so nicely too.

It's very, very sad MR. I may even venture across to the Dustin Fletcher Hangar to 'commiserate'. I'm a sad, sad man.

Just now, Return to Glory said:

It's very, very sad MR. I may even venture across to the Dustin Fletcher Hangar to 'commiserate'. I'm a sad, sad man.

Alan Partridge would be proud. 


You know you have a good leap when you jump so high your shoe falls off.

Naughton is a ripper.

 

Ha Essendon saved there worst for the final. Ha they are out. Thank god, don't have to hear about them anymore.

How many days now since they won a final?


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