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14 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

• REPORT: Richmond pair Mabior Chol and Callum Coleman-Jones are being targeted by the Gold Coast Suns as the Suns look to bolster their forward stocks.

Can’t believe Chol can’t get a contract renewal from the Tigers. I thought he was the prototype for top 10 draft aspirant Mac Andrew.

 
20 hours ago, chook fowler said:

Mitch Robinson has to build some bridges after his dummy spit. Will feel like a real goose - which he is.

Nic Nat beat the [censored] out of him at Kittens strip club when both teams were based in melb for that 1 week a few months back prior to melb lockdown

 

security then proceeded to hand out some punishment of their own on both of them and some of the other wce and lions players in attendance before being booted out 😂

12 minutes ago, Travis Boots said:

Nic Nat beat the [censored] out of him at Kittens strip club when both teams were based in melb for that 1 week a few months back prior to melb lockdown

 

security then proceeded to hand out some punishment of their own on both of them and some of the other wce and lions players in attendance before being booted out 😂

Lot to unpack here!

Would take a pretty game bunch of security guards to take on a whole bunch of drunken AFL footballers

Edited by BW511

 
51 minutes ago, BW511 said:

Lot to unpack here!

Would take a pretty game bunch of security guards to take on a whole bunch of drunken AFL footballers

Id be backing the security at kittens over most people especially drunken footballers.

1 hour ago, Travis Boots said:

Nic Nat beat the [censored] out of him at Kittens strip club when both teams were based in melb for that 1 week a few months back prior to melb lockdown

 

security then proceeded to hand out some punishment of their own on both of them and some of the other wce and lions players in attendance before being booted out 😂

I now like Nic Nat.


On 9/9/2021 at 10:41 AM, roy11 said:

North Just happy to sign a J Kelly, they don't care who now

Jake Kelly going to Essendon, poor North and all their pre-ordered J Kelly merchandise 

 

18 minutes ago, roy11 said:

Jake Kelly going to Essendon, poor North and all their pre-ordered J Kelly merchandise 

 

What makes Norf such an unappealing target for players? Is it that they are a poor club who won the wooden spoon? 

 
40 minutes ago, Jaded said:

What makes Norf such an unappealing target for players? Is it that they are a poor club who won the wooden spoon? 

Playing in Tassie?  They have been the non destination club for the last 10 years - like a pub with no beer, no point in staying

1 hour ago, Jontee said:

Playing in Tassie?  They have been the non destination club for the last 10 years - like a pub with no beer, no point in staying

I think it may have something to do with their aggro towards other supporters and the "we'll go it alone" attitude.


2 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

good get for the peptides

Yes, very good player at his best and will slot into their backline perfectly. Also still young enough to give them plenty of service. They have done extremely well here.

 

It's horrible news.

7 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Swans midfielder Jordan Dawson has requested a trade to his home state of South Australia.

Yeah, big loss for them. I wonder who else leaves the Swans thia off season.

Edited by A F


7 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Swans midfielder Jordan Dawson has requested a trade to his home state of South Australia.

Big one, he’s a very good player.

Assuming he lands at the crows, they could rebound quickly

5 hours ago, Travis Boots said:

Nic Nat beat the [censored] out of him at Kittens strip club when both teams were based in melb for that 1 week a few months back prior to melb lockdown

 

security then proceeded to hand out some punishment of their own on both of them and some of the other wce and lions players in attendance before being booted out 😂

Sounds exaggerated to me.

On 9/9/2021 at 11:47 PM, DubDee said:

Mustn’t be many key defenders around. Tarrant played 10 games this year and is 32. Wouldn’t have much left in him you’d think


Sounds perfect for Geelong.


19 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Swans midfielder Jordan Dawson has requested a trade to his home state of South Australia.

? Norwood or Sturt.

2 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Geelong is making enquiries about Grant Birchall. Perfect for their strategy 🤣🤣🤣

He turns 34 in January...are they insane?

 
2 hours ago, TRIGON said:

He turns 34 in January...are they insane?

Making inquiries about Ron Barassi’s availability too.


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