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Thank you so much @Nasher

Everyone that uses and enjoys this site should bow down to this guy and send him a million thank yous. He was up half the night and this morning working on this. I was too but I wasn't actually doing anything.

A reminder that if you enjoy using this website and can help us out please use the donate feature or take out a Demonland Subscription to remove the advertising. I am sending some money Nasher's way thing morning as a token of my thanks.

I just boosted our Servers specs to help us through the busy post match jam on the server.

Subscriptions - https://demonland.com/subscriptions/

Donate - https://demonland.com/clients/donations/

The last twelve hours has been more stressful than the lockdown without Demonland

 

 
14 minutes ago, Nasher said:

Looks like we are among the land of the living again. Phew! 

Many thanks for your efforts! Having worked in IT for 15 years I know how stressful a production outage can be 


Thanks Nasher. 

I couldn’t read you losers for a few hours.

Was not pleasant.

Thanks guys. 

just grabbed a subscription 

 
43 minutes ago, Demonland said:

He was up half the night and this morning working on this. I was too but I wasn't actually doing anything. 

I love your honesty there! 😂


1 hour ago, Nasher said:

Looks like we are among the land of the living again. Phew! 

Thanks Nasher. 

My refresh button copped a pounding, what a sad n sorry life I lead lol!

22 minutes ago, george_on_the_outer said:

Since we are all locked away, and can't go out to spend money, might as well send it to Demonland to keep it going.  $200 on the way.

Very generous George. 

I just want to thank those that are generous but also fully understand that a lot of people are doing it very tough so only give if you can. 

1 hour ago, Demonland said:

a million thank yous

🙏🏻 x 1,000, 000


Oh, was Demonland down for what felt like an eternity? I never noticed. It’s not like I spend an inordinate amount of time here. 
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I just took out a subscription in appreciation of your fine work in keeping this site going.

I never post but am an avid reader.. 

 

6 minutes ago, Gate 5 said:

I never post

Pants on fire…

6 minutes ago, Gate 5 said:

I just took out a subscription in appreciation of your fine work in keeping this site going.

I never post but am an avid reader.. 

 

Pleased you've joined up. But I'm amused by the post which says "I never post" just above the counter that says you've made 3 posts. Don't be shy. Keep on posting.

Thanks @Nasherand @Demonland. Appreciate all the hard work. You're both delivering a valuable service providing this outlet for us cooped up, cranky Dees tragics


Luckily the crash occurred when the Olympics were on! If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound?

Good work for getting us back on Nasher and Andy.

A million thanks folks.  As an ‘inter-stater’, Demonland is my lifeline to the world of the mighty Demons. I couldn’t live without it!

13 minutes ago, Gate 5 said:

I just took out a subscription in appreciation of your fine work in keeping this site going.

I never post but am an avid reader..

You are in the majority. Most Demonland users are in fact readers. Some people just like to read the temperature of the room. Nothing wrong with that at all.

Thanks for your generous contribution.

 
5 minutes ago, Demonland said:

You are in the majority. Most Demonland users are in fact readers. Some people just like to read the temperature of the room. Nothing wrong with that at all.

Thanks for your generous contribution.

Just curious. Do you have many readers only that are members or contribute $ in another way?

Thanks for all your efforts

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2 hours ago, Smokey said:

Many thanks for your efforts! Having worked in IT for 15 years I know how stressful a production outage can be 

Yep. This one put my skills to the test. I've seen database corruption before but never to the point where the database engine won't run at all. Very happy I got it all back online with no loss of data - wasn't feeling very optimistic about it when I went to bed at 3am!

Thanks everyone for the kind words. Re: what @Deeoldfartsaid - I'm an interstate member too whose lifeline to the MFC is this site. I'd be lost without it.


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