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GAMEDAY: Rd 19 vs Western Bulldogs

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33 minutes ago, Deemania since 56 said:

Tonight will be a night to have Vanders ready to pounce, steamroll, screen, shepherd, anihilate, flatten, tag, catch, frighten, intimidate, display mongrel, incapacitate, behead and generally straighten out a few bends in a road puddled with a few atmospheric discharges and white, read and blue bodies.

Harmes must play, yes. So why is Viney? Vanders would do twice the job.

 

Viney will lift tonight. Vanders unlucky.

 

And some tv boffin producer at seven decided nsw want to watch the olympics. Sheesh.

27 minutes ago, faultydet said:

Sold Chad a refrigerator once while I was living on the Sunny Coast.  Very friendly guy.

One night in about 1978 I was awoken late at night by a loud crash.

Chad, in a state of extremely advanced relaxation (munted) after a gig, had driven his car straight into the brick front fence of a house a couple of doors away!

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    18 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

    I didn’t realise Dunkley is out, that’s massive.

    Are you in iso?

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    No late changes, so Dogs height will win it or lose it for them methinks (hoping the latter)

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    59 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

    Slim Dusty and Chad Morgan for me.

    I’ve already started writing my music based season review . It’s like Homers Epic - I better add Faith No More’s Epic!

    35 minutes ago, SPC said:

    Can confirm, it is bucketing down here in Ballarat now, will be a huge slog feat.. high free kicks galore. 

    Get Sparticus up fwd.

    1 minute ago, leave it to deever said:

    Get Sparticus up fwd.

    Peter Vardy will suffice

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    What’s the weather like ???


    32 minutes ago, In Harmes Way said:

    Is that where scrubby creek is?

    Um, yes actually.

    Just outside of Gympie at the north end of the Sunshine Coast.

     

     

    I think Chad flossed his teeth with a garden rake.

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    1 minute ago, faultydet said:

    I think Chad flossed his teeth with a garden rake.

    He could eat an apple through a tennis racket.

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    Schache a strange selection. Has played 3 games since 2019, averaging 6 disposals.

    Furthermore, their back six is not overly tall - only two 'talls' - Keath (197) and Cordy (193).

    If  Max or LJ stray forward the Dogs will struggle to find a match.

    2 minutes ago, M_9 said:

    Schache a strange selection. Has played 3 games since 2019, averaging 6 disposals.

    Furthermore, their back six is not overly tall - only two 'talls' - Keath (197) and Cordy (193).

    If  Max or LJ stray forward the Dogs will struggle to find a match.

    As another poster suggested I reckon he was brought in so English can spend time fwd. our backline would struggle with English the others


    Reckon they’re hoping for a WCE effort from us in the wet tonight. Surely we’re not gonna put up an effort like that

    Waiting for this game to start brings the same anxiety as waiting for the daily Victorian Covid update. 

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    Gus did say back at the G the last time we played in the wet - that 'we' were licking our lips...

    I hope this is accurate, and they want to get down and dirty.

    It's no september football by any means, but it helps us.

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    As Bevo has made some changes, I hope Goody has also got something up his sleeve. I'd love to remind the Doggies, and everyone else that we're still top dog here (despite being young and misbehaving from time to time, requiring a little bop on the nose with the newspaper).

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    We are currently 3rd in the line of betting for the flag at 5.50

    Lets see if that changes after this match

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    Mowed the lawns, washed the car and a pork belly is slowly roasting away as a carton of amber fluid is being ice chilled. Actually 18 and diminishing. 
     

    go Dee’s. ???

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