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GAMEDAY: Rd 18 vs Hawthorn

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"VINEY OFF ..... ELLINGWORTH ON !!"

Another Barrassi.

 
 

Lever picks out a Hawk in all that

I’m over this game. Just put us out of our misery and be done with it. 


2 minutes ago, Rusty Nails said:

Viney another nothing tumble punt inside 50

Can we kick a goal

 

Kozzie can't kick beyond 40.  Hand it off son!!!


Good old Frosty

Longest seven minutes ever, coming up. 

We looked like a team of geriatrics trying to move that ball through the corridor. abysmal skills this evening

AvB is such a slow footballer. Not only pace, but he's about 3 steps behind the play. Not fit for our current style. Maybe back in chaos footy days but not anymore.


1 minute ago, Jaded said:

I’m over this game. Just put us out of our misery and be done with it. 

Nearly turned it off myself 10mins ago.
But I'm a masochist so watch on.

Max’s worst ever game? Viney cannot kick over a jam tin. Vanders not our worst. Lucky bounces and umps helping the Hawks. 

A few let-offs for us this quarter 


We're approaching 5 minutes left in the game and we leave two Hawks unmarked 20 metres out from goal?

Oh kozzie.

There is no pressure when they kick out of our 50.

How is Mitchell standing there on his own in his 50

 

When will our forwards who can't kick beyond 40 from a set shot, recognise this and dish it off to a better kicker even if it's lateral!!!!??‽???????????????????

Gee Viney. What a fall from grace.


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