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Practice Match

pitmaster
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Goody spoke of four days off then a good hit out Saturday. Anyone going to Casey for that? Anyone know if it's a morning run or afternoon?

 

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    Guessing it’s a morning match since the VFLW game commences at 2pm out at Casey. No spectators permitted for the VFLW clash, don’t like our chances of getting down there for a look.

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    4 hours ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

    Just watch from the other side of the fence if you're keen as mustard.

    Nobody can stop you from watching in a public area.

     

    Except ones own dignity.

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    All my training reports were from the other side of the fence.Just watch out for the slitheras!?

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    1 hour ago, picket fence said:

    All my training reports were from the other side of the fence.Just watch out for the slitheras!?

    Same for my single report - didn't know about the joeys then!

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    5 minutes ago, FireInTheBennelly said:

    Are we winning?

    No, the damn umpires are keeping us in it.

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    2 hours ago, Left Foot Snap said:

    No, the damn umpires are keeping us in it.

    Top of the table clash, you'd think we'd have the best umpires and the game on in primetime. Disappointing

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    4 minutes ago, Demons11 said:

    2E58C918-6AE8-45D8-92A4-B3426CB82879.pngThese were the conditions 

    Cranbourne never looked so good. 

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    1 hour ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

    Cranbourne never looked so good. 

    Any egg and bacon rolls sighted?

    Edited by Tarax Club
    brevity

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    1 minute ago, Tarax Club said:

    Any of egg and bacon rolls sighted?

    Hi TC. It was a remark I made about a Jack Viney instagram pic. I wasn't anywhere near Cranbourne today. Or any egg & bacon rolls sadly. 

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    2 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

    Hi TC. It was a remark I made about a Jack Viney instagram pic. I wasn't anywhere near Cranbourne today. Or any egg & bacon rolls sadly. 

    Its dinner time up here Rab! After lockdown #4 and now the bye, admittedly missing your pre-match Game Day culinary and hostelry bloggings.

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    I heard the Weid kicked six goals in two quarters he played against May.

    Well I did have a nanny nap this afternoon! 

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    Melksham was brilliant ...kicked 5 and laid 10 tackles

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    Three word summary Joeboy (or other)?

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    Second hand info, so not very detailed - Heard that Jones was busy, got lots of it, and B.Brown kicked at least 3-4 goals.

    Apologies I don't know more yet.

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    2 minutes ago, Lord Nev said:

    Second hand info, so not very detailed - Heard that Jones was busy, got lots of it, and B.Brown kicked at least 3-4 goals.

    Apologies I don't know more yet.

    Thanks at least that’s something positive 

    Hopefully no injuries 

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    1 hour ago, Lord Nev said:

    Second hand info, so not very detailed - Heard that Jones was busy, got lots of it, and B.Brown kicked at least 3-4 goals.

    Apologies I don't know more yet.

    Also Melksham looked better and Daw apparently pretty good.

    Apparently hard to read too much into it though as it doesn't sound like it was a super intense hitout given the short break.

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    The highlight was when someone (unknown) kicked one out of the ground and I marked it and from 50 kicked truly on an angle back onto the ground through the goals leaving MFC madly scrambling for my services as Goal kicking coach?

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    8 hours ago, old dee said:

    This must be the strangest thread for at least 2021. Much to do about nothing. 

    Almost as stupid as the Maynard thread which was based on Gadson's thought bubble.

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    27 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    The highlight was when someone (unknown) kicked one out of the ground and I marked it and from 50 kicked truly on an angle back onto the ground through the goals leaving MFC madly scrambling for my services as Goal kicking coach?

    Used to hope the MFC scouts would spot me doing the same after games at the 'G' as a young bloke ?

     

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