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We are so far off it, it's not funny. Still only 5 points down.

Baker is a poor footballer.

 

Not working hard enough at all. Getting schooled in the uncontested 82 to 46. Need a rocket up the pants 

Doubling us in uncontested possessions. Absolutely inexcusable. 
Total lazy rubbish. Too many players ball watching. Fritta our only winner. 
Gawn and Oliver properly drinking it up. 


We are being outplayed, outmatched, outmarked snd outsmarted by the bottom team. This is ridiculous. Pull your head in dees ?

2 minutes ago, demonstone said:

North have been starting games well and it's unsurprising they're giving us some cheek.  However, there's only a goal in it and I'm confident we'll still win and win well.

Shame about Thommo.  Come on down, Harry Petty.

Isn't he out injured as well?  Maybe get White on the list (again)!

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11 minutes ago, layzie said:

Baker too one dimensional, plain and simple 

Has not been good.

Poor Harmes.

 

North have done this most game this season but fallen away in the second half. Still we look a bit off. 


3 minutes ago, P-man said:

North have started several games well this year. The trend is they always drop off in the second half.

No need for panic.

Yet.

Based on the quality of the teams we should be six goals up by now.

Well that was borderline embarrassing. 
 

Midfield getting spanked. 


13 minutes ago, DeeZee said:

We just don’t look up to it today 

Losing Viney and Tomlinson hasnt helped but yea we look flat .

1 minute ago, Rusty Nails said:

Isn't he out injured as well? 

Petty was named as an emergency for this game, so it seems like he's ok to go.

Missing Viney big time

Gawn has got to get his [censored] together. You’re the captain. Stand up. 


Very lazy today and playing like trash, yet still only a few points down. Once we get going we should get well on top.

Sidenote, Baker is not up to it. Doesn’t ha e the smarts, skills or stamina on the wing or in the middle. Only chance left to save his career is as a pressure forward IMO. His only good game at afl level thus far was when he kicked a few ripping goals. 

Ok this start doesn't surprise me. But Christ we need to lift. 

Shattered for Tomlinson. 

We need to start manning up on them. The uncontested count is disgraceful. 

Lift Melbourne

 

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