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Can't miss what we didnt have.

Get ready for the pile on @Dr evil ha ha ha.

Some things never change on DL.

 
11 minutes ago, Hogan2014 said:

We can’t even attract a 32yo with a 3 year deal vs 2 from the cats???

it does fit the narrative that some people on here are finding hard to swallow. 

Don’t listen to the haters @Dr evil, things change. I’m sure you’re aware of the trade that’s about to break. Actually I wouldn’t say break.....I’d say.....blown apart. 

 

Rory Atkins to the Suns at $400000 and 3 years another winger move.


Think Andy will have his finger hovering over the 'delete post' button here for a while!

Keep posting evil doctor. Great that you can take it in your stride and not throw the toys out of the cot, unlike some others. Its certainly been a fun couple of days in this thread 

Youll get more hits than miss, I reckon

 

 

2 minutes ago, Kent said:

Rory Atkins to the Suns at $400000 and 3 years another winger move.

4yrs*

At the end of the day player at club who came 15th decides to leave them, has offer from team that came 9th but signed for team that made the Grand Final. 

Back to the drawing board for that wing spot

 
2 minutes ago, Turner said:

4yrs*

I stand corrected?

Honestly if we gave him a longer deal and he chose to run to an easy option in Geelong thinking he can sneak in another meaningless premiership, so be it. I wish him luck, and have zero interest in players like him. 


Yep confirmed campaigner.

4 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Think Andy will have his finger hovering over the 'delete post' button here for a while!

Keep posting evil doctor. Great that you can take it in your stride and not throw the toys out of the cot, unlike some others. Its certainly been a fun couple of days in this thread 

Youll get more hits than miss, I reckon

 

 

I like to set a good example for the more short tempered of us moon! 

11 minutes ago, No Plan B said:

How many of you think the Jordan Lewis trade was a success? For mine, it was largely a waste of time. Anything he might have done for culture was countered by him doing all of [censored] all on the field for three years, and was even one of our worst in the 2018 finals series which was one of his selling points at time of trade.

Not upset about missing Smith, but that's simply untrue about Lewis. 3rd and 10th in the Bluey in 17 & 18, and was one of our best in the first 2 finals (with an all time shocker against the eagles in the prelim). I don't understand the hate on here.

16 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I’m sure you’re aware of the trade that’s about to break. Actually I wouldn’t say break.....I’d say.....blown apart. 

At least give us a riddle.


@Dr evil won't be the first and last who gets it wrong. What I do hope is that it won't be the last that he posts info that he has.

You just keep feeding those Rumours doc.

1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

@Dr evil won't be the first and last who gets it wrong. What I do hope is that it won't be the last that he posts info that he has.

You just keep feeding those Rumours doc.

Appreciate that dazzle. Apologies for the disappointment I’ve caused to any posters. its a strange time of the year 

1 hour ago, titan_uranus said:

As to the Doctor: the issue I have is not that he passed on news that we were in the box seat for Smith, but that he passed on news that he'd already signed (the Doctor was adamant it had happened). If he's going to Geelong, clearly the Doctor's mail on Smith was incorrect.

This is what I was pointing out yesterday.

I don't understand many posters. 

It's obvious to me that unless you've seen the signed contract with your own eyes, why on earth would one ever set themselves up in the way that @Dr evildid by making ultimatums?

@Dr evil deserves what has come on this site because of poor word choice. 

Nothing more nothing less. 

Hopefully a lesson learnt for the future pal.

Edited by JimmyGadson


16 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Honestly if we gave him a longer deal and he chose to run to an easy option in Geelong thinking he can sneak in another meaningless premiership, so be it. I wish him luck, and have zero interest in players like him. 

Yep, I'm more interested in the guys with character who are ready for some pain, but also excited about what they can help build. A premiership with us would be wayyyyy more rewarding than having to deal with Scott and his merry band of circle jerks.

2 minutes ago, Dr evil said:

Appreciate that dazzle. Apologies for the disappointment I’ve caused to any posters. its a strange time of the year 

Apologies? Mate, you're not supposed to apologise when you get it wrong on Demonland. You should be making excuses and covering your tracks!

BTW, I knew you were wrong all along. Smithy told me last week

It was a rookie error by Evil to be so adamant re his mail.

Always leave yourself some wriggle room.

As for Geelong ?  Was it the oldest GF team in history ?  And they're just getting older with Higgins and Smith.  Somewhat baffling.

Oh how I'd love to beat them in a final again at the G in 2021 and watch Smith trudge off.

 
Just now, Moonshadow said:

Apologies? Mate, you're not supposed to apologise when you get it wrong on Demonland. You should be making excuses and covering your tracks!

BTW, I knew you were wrong all along. Smithy told me last week

Consider the toys out of the cot moon. Speak to you in two weeks. 

The club was bonkers for offering a 3 year contract to a 31 year old. surely the club has learnt through players like jetta and mcdonald that the end comes quickly. i'm stoked we didn't get Smith.


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