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1 minute ago, Hannibal Inc. said:

I have faith in your contacts, but it could be that despite previous utterances toย the Melbourne camp he's changed his mind.

It certainly could, and if it happens i'll happily put my hand up. but not before, and not just because Tom Morris has reported it haha.ย 

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Just now, Dr evil said:

It certainly could, and if it happens i'll happily put my hand up. but not before, and not just because Tom Morris has reported it haha.ย 

He's only reporting what he's been told.

There's too much talk on the personality of the journalists for my liking.ย  They all get it right and they all get it wrong.ย  Unlike some here, I don't believe any of them make it up.ย  Some mail will be stronger than others.ย  There are degrees of everything.

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5 minutes ago, Dr evil said:

It certainly could, and if it happens i'll happily put my hand up. but not before, and not just because Tom Morris has reported it haha.ย 

Unless he's (smith) has signed a hoa or on the dotted line it's never final, things can change.

But in saying that you are right until he's in the polo it's not official.

Fun times, i dont know why people get upset with this stuff. Better to have something to talk aboit rather than none at all.

Also on tom morris surely the cats must have some retirements coming. How the fek do they fit in Cameron, Higgins and smith with the mature list they already have.

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8 minutes ago, Dr evil said:

It certainly could, and if it happens i'll happily put my hand up. but not before, and not just because Tom Morris has reported it haha.ย 

Morris is fairly well connected with Melbourne.


13 minutes ago, Dr evil said:

Oh right, he's in a cats polo is he? hahaha seriously i know how badly people want me to be wrong about this, but wait and see.ย 

Like this guy while playing for us? ?

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6 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Like this guy while playing for us? ?

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Turns out he's not playing with them either.

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4 minutes ago, Unleash Hell said:

Turns out he's not playing with them either.

Yep that went well!!

15 minutes ago, Lord Nev said:

Morris is fairly well connected with Melbourne.

I'm sure he is. just think he's wrong on this one. but if he's right, i promise i won't throw the toys out of the cot :)


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3 minutes ago, Dr evil said:

I'm sure he is. just think he's wrong on this one. but if he's right, i promise i won't throw the toys out of the cot :)

No worries Ethan.

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11 minutes ago, Dr evil said:

I'm sure he is. just think he's wrong on this one. but if he's right, i promise i won't throw the toys out of the cot :)

Let me get in before the decision. I am not particularly thrilled to get him on a 3 year deal at 32 and couldnโ€™t care less if he goes to the Cats. We can target someone else younger.

2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Let me get in before the decision. I am not particularly thrilled to get him on a 3 year deal at 32 and couldnโ€™t care less if he goes to the Cats. We can target someone else younger.

Yes, I'm not too fussed either way, on the proviso that we get that younger, and capable, recruit for the vacant wing.


Cats wings have Menegola, Duncan (or is he more primary mid now?), Blicavs plays there and Clarke can't get a game. Smith doesnโ€™t seem a major need.

Meh -ย do we really want to give a 3 year contract to a 32 year old that missed half the year due to injury.

I'd like him but he might have hit the point of his career where he spends more time off the field then on it.

Next.

2 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Meh -ย do we really want to give a 3 year contract to a 32 year old that missed half the year due to injury.

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Only Melbourne would do something so incompetent.

27 minutes ago, Dr evil said:

I'm sure he is. just think he's wrong on this one. but if he's right, i promise i won't throw the toys out of the cot :)

Thinkย or Know?ย 

12 minutes ago, Pollyanna said:

Cats wings have Menegola, Duncan (or is he more primary mid now?), Blicavs plays there and Clarke can't get a game. Smith doesnโ€™t seem a major need.

pending a harry taylor retirement, blic back to CHB, duncan is definitely in the centre,ย 


Seems a fairly simple choice based on what he requires. Chance of another GF and winning most weeks join the Cats. Wants to boost his super joins the Dees.

19 minutes ago, Cheney said:

Thinkย or Know?ย 

The way heโ€™s been talking it should be know.ย 

@Dr evilstatements were very definitive that Smith would be a Demon.

Can see a back pedal coming now.ย 

sorry doc but youโ€™ve doubled down pretty hard on this one.ย 

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I think Iโ€™ll be relieved if he chooses the cats. Iโ€™d love him at the Dees for a year. Maximumย two.ย 

Couple years ago it would have been a no brainer.ย 

Let the Cats have him.ย 

26 minutes ago, Pickett2Jackson said:

Only Melbourne would do something so incompetent.

The Dees will most likely offer him a 5 year contract now. Thatโ€™s our specialty.ย 


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