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Just now, Earl Hood said:

In suburban footy the coach would word up his enforcer to take out Mummy next quarter if only to stop him maiming our players. You can see what he is there for, Max best keep an eye on him as well. 

a job for AVB

Oh wow, according to commentators, mummy's just a wrecking ball. Pretty funny hey

 
1 minute ago, DemonOX said:

Was a dog act by that fat [censored]. We didn’t even get a free kick which is bloody ridiculous. Bloody maggots. 

He's a [censored] crackhead

James Brayshaw talking about how Mumford likes to 'target midfielders', as if he was praising him for the dog act.

Poor form.

 
4 minutes ago, Dr.D said:

Oliver won't return. 

If so Mumford should be due adecent holiday if ANB's 4wk tackle penalty is any kind of yardstick. 


Go and flatten him VDB

 

Salem losing so many 1v1s.

Just now, Wiseblood said:

James Brayshaw talking about how Mumford likes to 'target midfielders', as if he was praising him for the dog act.

Poor form.

Typical boganism from that dead-set drongo.

Interesting to see Vanders getting some serious mid field minutes obviously for Gus


Fritsch clearly held

Lever not paid the mark

Freakish goal from GWS

grumble...

Oh no no no. All the shows are going to go crazy with that footage.

Oh [censored] me. How is that not a hold on Fritsch or a mark to Lever? and then of course they pull a goal from their butthole 

And that needed a review? God help us. What a joke this competition has become. 


If Betts kicked that it would be a monty for goal of the year.

 

Why did Lever not mark that last play?  He always punches - and they get a goal

Holding free not paid, Mark not paid and freak goal. Thanks umps! Signs not good. 


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