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What they're saying down at West Lakes

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  • Iโ€™m putting $1000 on Luke Jackson getting the NAB rising star this week.
  • Nicks has flagged we'll be younger this week. Let's see if selection backs him up.
  • Persisting with Gibbs is a complete waste. Trade him back to Carlton for peanuts.
  • We are in diabolical trouble. Game plan from St.Bernadettes year 3 marks up playbook.
  • I think a winless season and Nicks is shown the door IMO. We need a full clean out of coaches and Fagan needs to throw HUGE coin at a proper coaching setup.
  • Itโ€™s just hit me. The realisation that the best player at our club is a 35yo mother of two?
  • Invite Blight back to the club as a mentor for Nicks.
  • If anyone in the media, social media or anywhere else asks again why Gibbs can't get a game, please refer them to this week's performance.
  • Has Lever played in Adelaide against the Crows yet?
  • Last weeks embarrassment has finally made the club really go into rebuild mode.
  • Prediction : Tex to "run through" Jake Lever at some point.
  • Crows making EIGHT(!) changes. Two debutants.
  • Gerard and Robbo both very complimentary of the selections with saying that itโ€™s clear the Crows are finally accepting of the rebuild and that Gibbs, Atkins and Knight would all be very worried about their futures.
  • If they actually won would there be enough players available to provide the gatorade shower?
  • Dees are ripe for the picking too.
  • Excellent, at least 3 of those players dropped should never ever play a game for the club again.
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1 hour ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:
  • Itโ€™s just hit me. The realisation that the best player at our club is a 35yo mother of two?
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Goldย ย ?

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I swear those areย Demonland comments. I even think one of them is mine.

Edited by praha

Expected way more comments suggesting they can knock us off.ย  If I was an Adelaide supporter I'd be pretty confident about this one.


17 hours ago, DubDee said:

Goldย ย ?

It is funny because it is legitimately true. Erin Phillips would be the best in for them this week (probably for us too...)

Their side looks pretty good on paper. However, no Sloane or Crouch will really hurt their midfield. It's ours to lose, I can't see it happening, I think they're on the tank also. Even if we win, I'm still going to be looking hard at the fundamentals and execution of our game plan and cohesion, lets see if Stubborn Simon gets the lads firing.

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What they are saying down at Demonland

  • Iโ€™m putting $1000 on any of the Crows Debutants getting the NAB rising star this week.
  • Goodwin has flagged we'll be betterย this week. Let's see if selection backs him up.
  • Persisting with Jones is a complete waste. Trade him back to retirement for peanuts.
  • We are in diabolical trouble. Game plan from St.Bernadettes year 3 marks up playbook.
  • I think a Bottom 4ย season and Goodwin is shown the door IMO. We need a full clean out of coaches and Bartlett needs to throw HUGE coin at a proper coaching setup.
  • Itโ€™s just hit me. The realisation that the best player at our club could be aย 35yo mother of two, if we had one.
  • Invite someone back to the club as a mentor for Goodwin.
  • If anyone in the media, social media or anywhere else asks again why TMac was dropped, please refer them to this week's performance.
  • Has Lever played in Adelaide against the Crows yet?
  • Last weeks embarrassment has finally made the club really go into 'we're crap' mode.
  • Prediction : Lever to "run through" Tex at some point.
  • Crows making EIGHT(!) changes. Two debutants.
  • Gerard and Robbo completely ignore Demons.
  • If Melbourneย actually won would would anyone care?
  • We are ripe for the picking. Nil all draw?
  • Excellent, at least 3 of those players dropped should never ever play a game for the club again.
    ย 
9 minutes ago, CHF said:

What they are saying down at Demonland

  • Iโ€™m putting $1000 on any of the Crows Debutants getting the NAB rising star this week.
  • Goodwin has flagged we'll be betterย this week. Let's see if selection backs him up.
  • Persisting with Jones is a complete waste. Trade him back to retirement for peanuts.
  • We are in diabolical trouble. Game plan from St.Bernadettes year 3 marks up playbook.
  • I think a Bottom 4ย season and Goodwin is shown the door IMO. We need a full clean out of coaches and Bartlett needs to throw HUGE coin at a proper coaching setup.
  • Itโ€™s just hit me. The realisation that the best player at our club could be aย 35yo mother of two, if we had one.
  • Invite someone back to the club as a mentor for Goodwin.
  • If anyone in the media, social media or anywhere else asks again why TMac was dropped, please refer them to this week's performance.
  • Has Lever played in Adelaide against the Crows yet?
  • Last weeks embarrassment has finally made the club really go into 'we're crap' mode.
  • Prediction : Lever to "run through" Tex at some point.
  • Crows making EIGHT(!) changes. Two debutants.
  • Gerard and Robbo completely ignore Demons.
  • If Melbourneย actually won would would anyone care?
  • We are ripe for the picking. Nil all draw?
  • Excellent, at least 3 of those players dropped should never ever play a game for the club again.
    ย 

Daisy says hi. (Albeit 32)ย 


9 minutes ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

Daisy says hi. (Albeit 32)ย 

Not only reached the milestone at 32, but also did them both at once.ย  Clearly has Phillips covered.

1 hour ago, SFebes said:

Their side looks pretty good on paper.ย 

Wow, I must be looking at a different side,.ย  I reckon it looks terrible.ย  Only their back line looks semi decent.

2 hours ago, SFebes said:

Their side looks pretty good on paper.

Must be down to the quality of the paper you printed it on.

39 minutes ago, Pickett2Jackson said:

Wow, I must be looking at a different side,.ย  I reckon it looks terrible.ย  Only their back line looks semi decent.

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17 minutes ago, CHF said:

Must be down to the quality of the paper you printed it on.

Talia, Kelly, Laird, Doedee, B Smith, M Crouch, Seedsman, Lynch, Walker, Himmelberg, Mackay and Fogarty go OK, I'd have most of them in our side over many thats for sure. I think Jones will be a player in the future also.

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Post game

  • Ricciuto . . . if you love the club like you say you do. Then go. Just go.
  • Special place in hell reserved for: ANB (he who shall not be named).
  • When Clayton Oliver is the difference, you know things are bad.
  • Walker is done, give him 200 and bye bye.
  • Luke Jackson is going to be elite. Very exciting talent.
  • We've stuffed up a couple of drafts and now we've also got the wrong coach.
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Someone at Crowland would have had some joy tonight watching Action Jackson play his way to aย Nab gong.

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4 hours ago, SFebes said:

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Talia, Kelly, Laird, Doedee, B Smith, M Crouch, Seedsman, Lynch, Walker, Himmelberg, Mackay and Fogarty go OK, I'd have most of them in our side over many thats for sure. I think Jones will be a player in the future also.

Chase Jones?

The Crows would like that pick back i reckon, he's a f#$#%@*ย shocker.

Just out of curiosity I've had a look at the Crows drafting in the last 3 years, it has been pretty average too

2017

-Fogarty (12) 18 games SC career ave: 59

-Mcpherson (40) 4 games SC career ave: 69

-Wilson (R17) 2 games SC career ave: 42

-Ellis Yolmen (R31) gone

-Murphy (R38) 40 games SC career ave: 59

-Edwards (R41) gone

2018

-Jones (9) 18 games SC career ave: 43

-Mchenry (16) 7 gamesย  SC average: 38

-Hamill (30) 8 games SC average: 39

-Sholl (64)ย  1 game SC average: 52

-Strachan (R7) 1 game SC average: 39

-Hunter (R24) gone

-Butts (R39)ย  0 games

2019

-Mcasey (6) 8 games SC average: 40

-Schoenburg (24) 1 game SC average: 59

-Worrall (28) 0 game

-O''Connor (42) 0 game

-Gollant (48) 0 game

-Keys (R7) 39 games SC average: 79

-Crocker (R21) 31 games SC average: 53

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I've been very critical of our drafting but looks like the crows are in struggle street

6 hours ago, CHF said:
  • Itโ€™s just hit me. The realisation that the best player at our club could be aย 35yo mother of two, if we had one.

Ours is 32

7 hours ago, Elegt said:

Just out of curiosity I've had a look at the Crows drafting in the last 3 years, it has been pretty average too

2017

-Fogarty (12) 18 games SC career ave: 59

-Mcpherson (40) 4 games SC career ave: 69

-Wilson (R17) 2 games SC career ave: 42

-Ellis Yolmen (R31) gone

-Murphy (R38) 40 games SC career ave: 59

-Edwards (R41) gone

2018

-Jones (9) 18 games SC career ave: 43

-Mchenry (16) 7 gamesย  SC average: 38

-Hamill (30) 8 games SC average: 39

-Sholl (64)ย  1 game SC average: 52

-Strachan (R7) 1 game SC average: 39

-Hunter (R24) gone

-Butts (R39)ย  0 games

2019

-Mcasey (6) 8 games SC average: 40

-Schoenburg (24) 1 game SC average: 59

-Worrall (28) 0 game

-O''Connor (42) 0 game

-Gollant (48) 0 game

-Keys (R7) 39 games SC average: 79

-Crocker (R21) 31 games SC average: 53

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I've been very critical of our drafting but looks like the crows are in struggle street

AFL will bail them out with some priority picks just like they did for Brisbane.


2 hours ago, Pickett2Jackson said:

AFL will bail them out with some priority picks just like they did for Brisbane.

they might need to

crows remind me a lot of us circa 2007 - when the fall has come it has come hardย 

They have to be a good chance to go through the season without a win.

The last time that happened was 1964......which by coincidence was the last time ... well you know the answer to that.

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