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Our backline is pure [censored]. Our mids are one trickers and our forwards are yet to be drafted

 
2 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Petracca playing well

Oliver must use the footy better

We should be 3 goals up too wasteful

 

 

 

 

Lucky we aren’t 6 goals downs we haven’t been punished for our ridiculous skill errors 

 

BT (Big Turd) is such a moron.

He's commented on Oliver being a good handballer (or words to that effect) several times. Oliver's handballing has been nightmarish.


Seen enough to know the Smith experiment down back is a failure now. He’s got a horrible football brain. Try him forward or get rid of him.

Our disposal is killing us today. We outplayed them for 75% of the quarter and couldn't get the score on the board. Oliver a main culprit

 

1 minute ago, bingers said:

BT (Big Turd) is such a moron.

He's commented on Oliver being a good handballer (or words to that effect) several times. Oliver's handballing has been nightmarish.

He's a quick handballer, doesn't make him good


Who said Fritsch is a good kick? 3 shockers already

Beautiful pass by Kossie, he will be a star

 

 


2 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Our disposal is killing us today. We outplayed them for 75% of the quarter and couldn't get the score on the board. Oliver a main culprit

That is the Melbourne Brand for the last 2 years!!

Dee-lightful by Pickett. 

Amazing what happens when someone lowers their eyes when kicking inside 50.

 

Pickett is a play maker. I keep him and Trac. The rest to the bin. 

AVB couldn’t find T Mac inside 50 under no pressure. Mac on his own by 20 metres. 

fritsch looks on. Love how he plays on. 

trac is our best player. Not just today but in general 


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