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Welcome to Demonland: Taj Woewodin

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in Melbourne Demons

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the call........Yze to Woey to Farmer.....goal

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    30 minutes ago, willmoy said:

    the call........Yze to Woey to Farmer.....goal

    You forgot the tap down the throat from White to Yze!

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    1 hour ago, whatwhatsaywhat said:

    how far off is noah yze?

    Noah turns 15 next April.

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    The Davey boys will not be too far behind. Can you imagine?

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    Hopefully  he can have a full season  with Colts and then we will know  whether  he is draft material.  

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    On 9/1/2020 at 6:13 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    How do parents come up with these names ?

    How do Posters come up with their Avatars???

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    22 hours ago, 3183 Dee said:

    The Davey boys will not be too far behind. Can you imagine?

    I can imagine, but it's not pretty.

    My MFCSS tells me that it's time for the AFL (pronounced "awful") to suspend F/S nominations.

    New AFL rules to bugger us again

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    1 hour ago, Hardley Benial said:

    I can imagine, but it's not pretty.

    My MFCSS tells me that it's time for the AFL (pronounced "awful") to suspend F/S nominations.

    New AFL rules to bugger us again

    NGA rules  are change but F/S will stay the same, there is opposition to teams getting top player with the NGA, but not with F/S .

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    21 hours ago, Krackered said:

    Hopefully  he can have a full season  with Colts and then we will know  whether  he is draft material.  

    He'll still have his 12 PSA games for Aquinas to play

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    On 9/17/2020 at 2:28 PM, whatwhatsaywhat said:

    let alone john; only a single player named 'john' left in the afl

    As "Jack" is the diminutive form of "John", surely there are more than just Jack Reiwoldt.

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    19 minutes ago, whatwhatsaywhat said:

    they're all 'jack' tho; not 'john'

    Yes, but Jack is a variant of John, so technically, there are still Johns in the comp ?

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    16 minutes ago, hardtack said:

    Yes, but Jack is a variant of John, so technically, there are still Johns in the comp ?

    don't stop there, hardtack

    Other language forms for the name John:

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    22 minutes ago, hardtack said:

    Yes, but Jack is a variant of John, so technically, there are still Johns in the comp ?

    but jake is not. it is a variant of james and cognate of jacob

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    5 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    don't stop there, hardtack

    Other language forms for the name John:

    Could you please give me the diminutive form for each? ?

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    30 minutes ago, hardtack said:

    Could you please give me the diminutive form for each? ?

    hardtack -

    ANZAC wafers, brewis, cabin bread, dog biscuit, hard tack, molar breakers, pilot bread, sea biscuit. sea bread, sheet iron,  ship's biscuit, shipbiscuit, tooth dullers, worm castles

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    2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    hardtack -

    ANZAC wafers, brewis, cabin bread, dog biscuit, hard tack, molar breakers, pilot bread, sea biscuit. sea bread, sheet iron,  ship's biscuit, shipbiscuit, tooth dullers, worm castles

    Me to a Tee!

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    1 minute ago, hardtack said:

    Me to a Tee!

    must admit i didn't get the worm castles, but maybe that's what happens when stored in a ship's hold for a few months .....lol

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    1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

    must admit i didn't get the worm castles, but maybe that's what happens when stored in a ship's hold for a few months .....lol

    I think you might be right... great description.

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    4 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    don't stop there, hardtack

    Other language forms for the name John:

    Did you forget “Klingon “?

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    4 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Did you forget “Klingon “?

    thought i'd keep that under my hat for a future follow-up post including others like arpy

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    10 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Some of us rely on good taste picket !!

    But very few of us use our real picture. Brave move, Bitter.

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