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1 minute ago, frankie_d said:

No left foot

No left brain

 

Some of our players just dont think.  No need to kick that Gawn just shimey and take it OOB like 99% of players would do.  May have cost us any chance of winning the match right there

Game over. Can anyone see anything but mediocrity with this team. So many dumb players including Gawn out on full. Petracca miss sum it up

 

Dogs are making the most of their opportunities and converting this quarter. We aren't. Simple as that.

What the Melbourne Football Club needs s a coach who has some game awareness and a level of strategic thinking.


[censored] off Frost. What a dumb footballer. Jesus Christ our ball use is a joke and that our coaches haven’t done a thing to rectify this is beyond me. 

Oh Frost..... just kick the [censored] thing!!!!

 

Hahaha, yep, like i said, we are gone.

That passage of play summed us up perfectly.

We are [censored] comical under pressure.

Gorn. Blowout on the way.

Frost is iffy with his overhead marking


I reckon when it was a goal apart we would have been 3 to 1.

5 minutes ago, ding said:

We wont win this ... You can see the Dogs being all over it.

We are too busy complaining to the umpires to actually make a contest.

 

2 minutes ago, Deesprate said:

Game over. Can anyone see anything but mediocrity with this team. So many dumb players including Gawn out on full. Petracca miss sum it up

Petracca goes missing as usual

Never ever seen a dumber collection of footballers. Almost feel sorry for the club, you can't test for processing power at AFL level untill you draft them. Chaos ball (when it was still a thing) suited our collective morons and there in lies the false hope. We are absolutely, unequivocally [censored]


NO NO NO!! DO NOT HANDPASS when a kick out of danger is needed.

Why is Fritsch going up with May sitting there for the potential grab???  Stay down and [censored] crumb the ball instead of flying for the hero mark!

 

This team is broken. Loser mentality after half time. Something is up with Brayshaw. Absolute shadow of his former self. 


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