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Impotent. Absolute basketcase. The competition has moved from chaos back to skill based football . . . We didn't draft for this. We're so cooked It's not funny. 

 
1 minute ago, DaveyJones'sLocker said:

People still calling for maxy to be captain? 

Yes.

If Pruess is not playing the rest of the year from here on then Goody and the coaches have lost me. I don’t care Weid or Tmac are “better” players. They are giving us nothing and Pruess has at least shown he can take a mark and kick a goal ffs.

 

Clarrie a bit wayword but getting to so many contests, tackles and impacting the game

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Smith can get in the bin. How he's playing ahead of BP is astonishing. [censored] club


just too easy to score against us

all the hard work going forward without rewards 

using the expression “game plan” for Goodwin is an oxymoron 

1 minute ago, Cards13 said:

Jesus I feel for Hogan. 

Everytime he comes near this club something happens to him.

3 minutes ago, praha said:

I can't see Goodwin lasting another 12 months. This is more than a slump now. 

This is the poorest, least cohesive Melbourne team I've ever seen. 

Couldnt agree more  I said it last week... This time next year he won't be coaching us. We are biding and wasting time. In any other league or sport this wouldn't be tolerated. 


5 minutes ago, praha said:

I can't see Goodwin lasting another 12 months. This is more than a slump now. 

This is the poorest, least cohesive Melbourne team I've ever seen. 

sort of but you are right it beggers belief how far this team has fallen

3 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

Jesus I feel for Hogan. 

I couldn't care less

love jones ,but really.tmac just [censored] off

Is jones even trying to pick a target?? Or just kicking as wide as possible!??


Just now, forever demons said:

sort of but you are right it beggers belief how far this team has fallen

Goodwin staring into the camera "it will turn,we are not far off'

too many pretty boys combing their for the cameras

Feck off Duuuuurwayne Russell with your jokes.

 

like young Lockhart...


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