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What was that effort from O-Mac....ran under the lot.  And Stretch's disposal running out there ...pure panic

 

Just get good deliverers inside 50 and a proper forward coach to teach effective leading patterns and we'll be fine…well, fine enough to beat GCS.

Wasteful , Wasteful, wasteful.

Any half decent team would be ten goals up by now.

I wish TMac would make a lead

 

It just occurred to me that we are genuinely a bottom 4 team right now, it's just that we've beaten two other bottom 4 teams. I feel sick.

We are a disgrace. How any team can justify those inside 50s is beyond me. 35 inside 50s for 3 goals. What a joke. 

We haven’t done a single thing to improve that ALL year and the season is gone. Wake up Goodwin! 

deploreable

1 minute ago, Gorgoroth said:

Just [censored] shut the door and turn out the [censored] lights.

1 minute ago, Gorgoroth said:

Just [censored] shut the door and turn out the [censored] lights.

33 minutes ago, Buzzy said:

Gold Coast's strategy is clear:  Play through whoever Oscar is playing on. #football101

sad but true

31 minutes ago, Buzzy said:

You should probably get your eyes tested..  You do realise to be a goal it has to clear the line?  ?

it did get your eyes checked

 

 

Jones hacks the last kick inside 50

Brayshaw handballs to someone under extreme pressure

Oscar just completely fresh-airs an uncontested spoil  up the other end

CLASSIC DEES I LOVE IT ?


What has happened to the game post 666 is an abomination.  It's made it worse not better.  Well done Gil & Co!  ?

don't know why people are complaining about the gameplan. there isn't one!

We cannot hit a target ? inside fifty. It’s deplorable. Jones’ last one when he had McDonald typifies the season to date. It’s so farrrrkin hard to watch. And when it goes the other end they convert from set shots because they hit short passes. Throw Salem forward. Also, I don’t understand what Keiltys role is. He did himself no favours in the first 20 minutes. Dropping marks and missing goals 


I never thought kielty was gonna be the saviour but jeez I'm sure Casey has better players we couldve drafted than him. Shows no intensity 

Not sure if this has been mentioned.

This is an average game of footy.

Not helped by two teams that are pushing numbers back.

And that both teams are pretty [censored].

6 minutes ago, Mad_Melbourne said:

Put Keilty on the bench and leave him there, I don’t know how he was able to get a second game but he is honestly the single worst footballer to wear our jumper I have ever seen. 

Lewis is pretty horrible defensively. 

Our forwards keep running under the football 

Melbourne have been bad, but posts like this are just pathetic. Hope you feel better attacking someone through the anonymity of the internet. 

Just now, forever demons said:

deploreable

sad but true

it did get your eyes checked

 

Pretty rare that every commentator in the box agrees on something, but they all agreed it hadn't crossed the line. 

As did the third umpire.

As did everyone except for you, Stevie Wonder.


36 inside 50's for three goals.  A goalless quarter against the Gold Coast Suns

 go Dees!  You really make the supporters proud!

garlett worst on ground. but seriously, why the hell is petracca played forward. one of the worst kicks for goal in the last decade. terrible coaching. he missed 2-3 goals that I personally would kick most of the time. 

 
1 minute ago, BrisbaneDemon said:

Petracca has the yips! Why are we continually playing him as a forward?!?

Because he can't play anywhere else 

Not sure if there’s an issue with game plan. It’s just our ball skills trying to hit a target going inside 50. They’re terrible.

 


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