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The Melbourne football club IQ average is about 75

 

Just do not work hard enough. Also do the coaches even think that the gameplan needs minor tweaking every week depending on the opponent? FMD.

You can molest a Melbourne player going for a mark but you can't breathe on a Saints player. 

 

We have ZERO effective ideas to get it in fwd. NONE.

Game over.

Seasin over.

Why cant we take a mark?


 

Lol @ people who thought Lewis coming in would sort our defence. Season over. 


If we lose this Goodwin will be seriously worried about his job. Sick of seeing his shitty game “plans” in “action”. And sick of seeing his passionless, feckless, rabbit-in-the-headlights reactions to travesty after travesty. 

What’s with the private chats from Ray?

No defence your honour 

Just moved Fritsch to the wing far too late.  Cwags on the other offers us nothing


3 minutes ago, Forest Demon said:

There is an obvious pattern in our games and Goodwin can’t fix it. Simple as that.

Yes he can, he needs to move the magnets around 

Oh god that was a life before the eyes moment. 

Geez Dean we went through so much 

[censored] you melbourne and [censored] you Goodwin! You've completely turned a good side into shambles 


I just don’t know what to think. I’m speechless.

 
2 minutes ago, Kelpien said:

Out coached. 

We just do the same thing every week. Well coached teams adjust slightly based on the opponent. We don't.


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