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GAMEDAY: Rd 03 vs Essendon

Whispering_Jack
in Melbourne Demons

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Im out.

Anyone defends this **** should be banned.

No patience or poise with ball in hand especially just outside 50.

Too many panic footballers that have no football brain.

The 2 Captains nowhere to be seen!  Both are way too slow around the footy both across the ground and their reactions with ball in hand in congestion.

 

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    Melbourne's talls are an abject failure. OMac, Frost, Weed,TMac...

    Gawn is the only one.


    Back to the drawing board Simon. 

     

    Get more slow injured unfit defenders. Don’t worry about having any leg speed whatsoever. 

    No class.

     

     

     

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    Where’s the Jason Taylor thread where everyone sings his praises?


    We'll trade pick 1 for some dud injury prone key back no doubt 

    3 minutes ago, BAMF said:

    Who are you bringing it?

    Maybe the player we traded in for the player we paid pick 2 on

    Slooow slooow slooow!  Harmes and Frost about the only ones that have shown some pace but it's all ahead straight.

    For Christ sake kick a goal ?

    Big ups to Worsfold and the EFC.... this is a big wake up call...or not (I’m Ron Burgundy?)


    I’m [censored] filthy.

    I challenge anyone to listen to brayshaw’s half time interview in retrospect and not spew. I love the guy, but we are so complacent. It’s like everything was all good again because we strung 15 minutes of decent footy together.

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    1 minute ago, Beetle said:

    Where’s the Jason Taylor thread where everyone sings his praises?

    Mahoney spent all his picks on tall defenders who don’t play

    What a disappointing pack of teasers we have out there. 

    Cannot withstand pressure.  

    Found lacking when the going gets tough.  

    Where are our leaders?

    What drivel will Goodwin serve up at the presser?

    FCS the Druggies are two men down and we still can’t get near them 

     


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