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GAMEDAY: Rd 02 vs Geelong

Whispering_Jack
in Melbourne Demons

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Pessimistic tonight. Our top players are underdone compared to the Cats. And, the Holy Trinity along with Hawkins, Taylor and Co will want revenge after the semi. And in front of a baying crowd of fans.  A couple of new faces for the Dees also underdone.

My optimism is that despite tonight we will get a lot better as the season progresses, we just need to win some games to keep us in touch.

Anyone going tonight at that windswept hole of a ground surrounded by one of the worst group of supporters needs a Bravery Award or other compensation.  

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    1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I know that behind that macho womanising, drunkin, huntin, fishin façade  you really love me Ernie.

    I do love you Uncle in a platonic way of course.

    I think that lurking behind that coarse exterior and fantasy world of depravity, there is a sensitive, intelligent older man who really does like gardening and fine wine. 

    In my case, I have not accepted the new world of diverse sexuality or LGBTI. 

    I still like to think a man is a man and a woman a woman, and behave accordingly.

    So I love you as a man loves a man in the old world way. Perhaps its called mateship without the bonding. 

     

    Josh Caddy and Campbell Brown having a chat on channel 7's new pre-game show...

    I can barely understand what they are saying.

    Why would you let thes guys on tv?

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    Kudos to any Demon fan who is game enough to show their face at GHMBA Stadium tonight.  Not because you support the club, but because you have to sit among the worst set of supporters on the planet.  They are arrogant, dumb and ugly.  When you add vocal to the mix, you'll get spittle on the back of your head all night and a bunch of unintelligible words that only someone from Corio could understand.

    Good luck and God bless.

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    30 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    I do love you Uncle in a platonic way of course.

    I think that lurking behind that coarse exterior and fantasy world of depravity, there is a sensitive, intelligent older man who really does like gardening and fine wine. 

    In my case, I have not accepted the new world of diverse sexuality or LGBTI. 

    I still like to think a man is a man and a woman a woman, and behave accordingly.

    So I love you as a man loves a man in the old world way. Perhaps its called mateship without the bonding. 

     

    I'm getting quite aroused.


    We simply must fight tonight. We have to show something. 

    No reason why we cannot play a small ground

    just remember last year down there, we were so close to winning well, but we let go

    Don’t do it again...

    3 hours ago, DV8 said:

    Nudge, where have you been ?

    Right here.. silently brooding ?

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    2 hours ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

    I'm having an enjoyable pre game experience with a Hoegaarden ?

    Just about to go to the fridge and get ourselves out a lovely cold can of Guinness stout. Brewed in Dublin of course. Hopefully it will go well with the West Coast weather back 'home'. Love the Boyoos to smite the smug "unbelievers" in the hoops. Now that would be a historic victory up there with 2015. ☔

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    11 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'm getting quite aroused.

    your going to early


    Why so many so glum? Go back to any of last 3 games V Cats and add one of comp’s BEST 1-1 defenders to our side as well as some polish from KK & that’s tonight - If you’d of known we’d add that next time we face Geelong after the finals we’d be 50pt favourites.. weather helps cus it’ll be a gritty contest and I expect our boys to be simmering..

     

    Dees by 15pts 

    34 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

    Kudos to any Demon fan who is game enough to show their face at GHMBA Stadium tonight.  Not because you support the club, but because you have to sit among the worst set of supporters on the planet.  They are arrogant, dumb and ugly.  When you add vocal to the mix, you'll get spittle on the back of your head all night and a bunch of unintelligible words that only someone from Corio could understand.

    Good luck and God bless.

    Yep they’ve started already. Long way home they are telling us. 

    1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Mmmm ….. well ...err …yes .. that has become a problem in recent times.

    i understand better early than not at all

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    We beat them and end their season in the finals, but Fox Footy fixates on Tuoy's after the siren shot.


    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    That seems a tad extreme chook. If things go awry I shall simply give the maid a jolly good thrashing.

    I hope you got her a new Geelong jumper. The old one would be in tatters by now!

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    lets go dees kick the crap out of the pussys

    Get him Jack!!!


    Get your [censored] sorted Melbourne. FFS!

    We are a messy shambles. 

    We look out of sorts. Just no cohesion.

     

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