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12 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

I received mine today and while it is obvious that the club would have gone to great lengths to prioritise the delivery of my membership package I ask you all to be patient, the ordinary packages are on their way to you all. 

I received mine 2 days ago Earl.

Obviously they are delivering on the basis of one's social status.

"Romsey Manor" says it all really.

 
1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I received mine 2 days ago Earl.

Obviously they are delivering on the basis of one's social status.

"Romsey Manor" says it all really.

Perhaps Jake Lever delivered it himself on the way to his parents house for dinner

 
16 hours ago, hardtack said:

My sms was received on Monday... still nothing in the post; but it is a long bike ride up the Hume to Sydney.

Feel for you Hardtack but remember that rider has to turn at Wang up to Myrtleford then on to YACK then on to  Wodonga and back on to the hwy geez that adds a bit.

20 hours ago, Males said:

No, but I haven’t any other year either? I’m hoping the lady I spoke to at Melbourne Membership was correct and Aust Post are delivering through the weekend? ??

There’s hope Males, my sis received her packs today.


No one was home when the postie came yesterday but I was left a card to pick up at the post office. Fortunately they are open til midday on a Saturday. Unfortunately only one of our 5 memberships were shipped. I've got 2 very unhappy kids. Poor form really. They would have saved on postage sending them all together at the very least.

3 hours ago, Dee Zephyr said:

There’s hope Males, my sis received her packs today.

No luck for me yet, hopefully they deliver Sunday? ?

We haven’t received ours either but then again they may have put them in someone else’s Post Office Box.,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??

 

Still haven’t got mine. It’s just not christmas without it

 

 

11 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

How did you find that out Moonie?

Derrr... he grew up in Romsey. His parents live there. Yours is the biggest mansion in Romsey. You know it makes sense...


On 12/20/2018 at 2:57 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well well ….. there's a surprise!

Against all odds my membership pack arrived this arvo!!!!

Dear Uncle, happy to have shared a Cognac or five with you ( as my guest) as I cruised past Idyllic Romsey and I dare say "The manor"  the other day but thought I would struggle with the intracacies of the moat, the drawbridge and the lovely wenches that double as maid/servants during your time in comparitive party mode! Maybe next time!

13 hours ago, picket fence said:

Dear Uncle, happy to have shared a Cognac or five with you ( as my guest) as I cruised past Idyllic Romsey and I dare say "The manor"  the other day but thought I would struggle with the intracacies of the moat, the drawbridge and the lovely wenches that double as maid/servants during your time in comparitive party mode! Maybe next time!

The gates are always open to the bearer of decent and plentiful booze picket.

At least my little girl will be going to the footy - her package arrived on Saturday. The rest of my family of 5 are still waiting!

I got my membership package today. Very slick affair; especially the cryovac sealed scarf.


Over from Perf at my folks in Colac and my old mans arrived this morning - Christmas Eve. 

Who knows when mine arrived at my address in Perf..... who cares really considering I’m not there and to be fair the excitement level is generally pretty low...

Anyway, if the club wants to bleat on about delivering your membership package “before Christmas” to those who actually give a [censored], they should aim for a week or two prior and not 24 hours. 

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14 hours ago, McQueen said:

Over from Perf at my folks in Colac and my old mans arrived this morning - Christmas Eve. 

Who knows when mine arrived at my address in Perf..... who cares really considering I’m not there and to be fair the excitement level is generally pretty low...

Anyway, if the club wants to bleat on about delivering your membership package “before Christmas” to those who actually give a [censored], they should aim for a week or two prior and not 24 hours. 

Sad :-(  Big gap under the tree. They did not make it ! Best wishes to all BB & SB

Ours turned up on Monday would you believe, so we are all stoked...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aren't all memberships sent from the same place in China and coordinated by the AFL?

On 12/25/2018 at 3:12 PM, Clintosaurus said:

Aren't all memberships sent from the same place in China and coordinated by the AFL?

How [censored] up is that.  


Mine took seven calendar days from the sms from the Club.  Lucky I am only 200 metres from the East Melbourne post office! ?

Do we really need to have Elise O’dea & Lily Mithen on the calendar??

May, Salem, Harmes, Melk etc don’t get a gig?

59 minutes ago, Billy said:

Do we really need to have Elise O’dea & Lily Mithen on the calendar?

No idea who they are. 

 
11 minutes ago, demonique said:

My pack is God knows where .. no faith whatsoever in Auspost

Gifts that we posted interstate and gifts that were posted to us express over 2 weeks ago haven’t made their destination yet. Not happy at all. 


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