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Gawn walking laps in tracksuit, HS telling us not to panic...

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I’m sure the professional staff and coaches of the MFC are in a better position to assess whether or not we should rest a player over a poster on a fan site.Ā 

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2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

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Love that he's wearing a Cameron Schwab-logo era beanie! What's next to unfinished circle of stars? (that was a great idea)

1 minute ago, sisso said:

Love that he's wearing a Cameron Schwab-logo era beanie! What's next to unfinished circle of stars? (that was a great idea)

That’s an old photo. His beard is way more manicured these days.Ā 


6 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Yes. Pre-beard lotion regime.

Its working: he actually looks younger now than in that photo

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I sharted when I read the posts. Sorry.Ā  I'm an old guy. It happens more and more frequently following stress and shock and has been quite prevalent at times this season. I will recover around October.

8 minutes ago, ProperDee said:

I sharted when I read the posts. Sorry.Ā  I'm an old guy. It happens more and more frequently following stress and shock and has been quite prevalent at times this season. I will recover around October.

hahaha thanks for sharing mate!

change your undies and move onĀ  :-)


1 minute ago, DubDee said:

hahaha thanks for sharing mate!

change your undies and move onĀ  ?

Don't wear 'em DD. :)Ā 

2 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I’m sure the professional staff and coaches of the MFC are in a better position to assess whether or not we should rest a player over a poster on a fan site.Ā 

You must be new here

4 hours ago, SPC said:

If he is out, bring in Weid. He and Tom Mac can ruck.Ā 

He’ll play.

Jimmy Stynes played with 6 broken ribs and a broken ankle.

Give him a jab.

He’ll be fine.


2 hours ago, chook fowler said:

Hope he hasn’t been seen on Satys scooter

Nah I rode it to training, Max walked and jogged, got a big thumbs up, got same message from all, Goody does not BS, pointless exercise to him

7 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

Nah I rode it to training, Max walked and jogged, got a big thumbs up, got same message from all, Goody does not BS, pointless exercise to him

Goodwin said Melksham would only miss 1 week...

17 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Goodwin said Melksham would only miss 1 week...

Hamstring strains are never one week. Was always going to miss at least 2.

11 minutes ago, At the break of Gawn said:

Hamstring strains are never one week. Was always going to miss at least 2.

Exactly what i said last week.

It was a Kanye tracksuit so I'm not too worried .

If it was anything else I would be very concerned.


He sounds iffy about playing on Channel 9 right now...

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1 hour ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Goodwin said Melksham would only miss 1 week...

Melksham was fine today, not sure why the extra caution, but obviously there is

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31 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

Melksham was fine today, not sure why the extra caution, but obviously there is

Well im actually glad they're taking the cautious approach to be honest.Ā 

8 hours ago, Gorgoroth said:

I’m assuming a de-load day for the big man, but if anyone is there can they shed some light if known.

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Did he have a dart hanging out of his mouth?Ā 


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