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Allen Jakovich on The Front Bar (9/8)

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2 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Beats the footy show by a country mile!

Sam Pang is one of my favorite comedians going around.

 Yeah definitely better than TFS

Pang good, Molloy solid as he has been for 30 years, Maher... ? just giggles incessantly at the other two

 
10 hours ago, ManDee said:

Brian Dixon likes a chat, will tell you he was best on ground in 64

Might wanna check that with OD!  Probably went close.

Not looking to open old wounds but Brian and Alan Johnson were the only 2 players I recall who fought openly for the club in the no-merger camp.  Last time I saw them both was the small rally they attended in the city.

 
6 hours ago, DubDee said:

Great show the front bar, has me in stitches most weeks. especially when they take the mickey out of channel 7's coverage and roaming brian.

Should be great tonight!

L Mooney “no one has ever told me if this show has a sponsor...”

Its a good view most weeks. 

13 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Another nail in the Footy Show Coffin. 

It should have died 20 years ago

Why would Jaka want to go on there? Sam Newman spent most of his time bullying and being condescending towards him when he was on there 20 of years ago.


3 hours ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

Why would Jaka want to go on there? Sam Newman spent most of his time bullying and being condescending towards him when he was on there 20 of years ago.

Sam Newman is a very strange being 

Andy Maher proving what a wanchor he is by cutting off Jako mid-sentence at every opportunity. 

He is seriously the shittest “personality” on TV and radio. 

5 minutes ago, Robot Devil said:

Andy Maher proving what a wanchor he is by cutting off Jako mid-sentence at every opportunity. 

He is seriously the shittest “personality” on TV and radio. 

Absolutely disagree......he is the perfect”stooge” to Sam & mick......the chemistry between the three is what makes the show so successful!!

 

Great viewing!

Great to see Jacko is still a Melbourne supporter with Oliver his favourite player and urging Hogan to be more selfish.

 


Just watched Jako, what a legend.

Ive lost none of my man love for him. 

6 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Great viewing!

Great to see Jacko is still a Melbourne supporter with Oliver his favourite player and urging Hogan to be more selfish.

 

Yes Jakovich owned the 50 metre arc

Stay away from me....

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What a truly fantastic character. I even rang up SEN yesterday when they had a segment about which past or present player kept you on the edge of your seat. There was only one answer.

Allen Jakovich!

1 minute ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Yes Jakovich owned the 50 metre arc

Stay away frome....

Could kick a goal from anywhere, amazing. 

I can’t remember the last time I watched one of these shows and genuinely enjoyed it. I don’t watch these shows often though 

Makes you wonder now if the footy club will get him actively on the social side of things like past players functions?

1 minute ago, Dee Zephyr said:

What a truly fantastic character. I even rang up SEN yesterday when they had a segment about which past or present player kept you on the edge of your seat. There was only one answer.

Allen Jakovich!

Dee Zephyr that was you! On Jack Heverin’s show?


2 minutes ago, layzie said:

Dee Zephyr that was you! On Jack Heverin’s show?

Yeah, embarrassing hey? Just before 8pm last night.

10 minutes ago, Melb-A-Toast said:

That was fantastic. Love the last story of his view of Glen and he fighting and his mother arbitrating

My favourite was when he sprayed the Gatorade over the Collingwood supporters at Victoria Park while going up the race at half time. He needed an escort to get back to his car!

1 minute ago, jane02 said:

My favourite was when he sprayed the Gatorade over the Collingwood supporters at Victoria Park while going up the race at half time. He needed an escort to get back to his car!

Yes. Anytime he can have a dig at Collingwood supporters it makes the story more enjoyable 

 

That game he kicked 11 vs North is one of the alltime great performances, best ive seen.


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