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Richmond and Brissy sitting fairly low but both have won 4 flags between them as opposed to Saints, Freo, North & Crows

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We could win all 22 games next season and still be in 15th place.

Yup, its been a rough start to the century but the tide is turning.

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surprised to see WC so low.

We had some good years, particular 2000, 2002 and 2006. Not enough though. 

I've said it once and I'll say it again..Melbourne supporters deserve a bronze statue out the front of the MCG.

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Posted
3 hours ago, praha said:

surprised to see WC so low.

We had some good years, particular 2000, 2002 and 2006. Not enough though. 

I've said it once and I'll say it again..Melbourne supporters deserve a bronze statue out the front of the MCG.

It will be easy to find. It'll be the one absolutely covered in pigeon excrement.

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If it makes you feel any worse, here is the points ladder since we last played finals - 2007-2018

 

           
  1 GEELONG   794  
  2 HAWTHORN   708  
  3 SYDNEY   660  
  4 COLLINGWOOD   636  
  5 ADELAIDE   588  
  6 WEST COAST    562  
  7 NORTH MELB   536  
  8 W BULLDOGS   512  
  9 ST KILDA   510  
  10 FREMANTLE   506  
  11 RICHMOND   498  
  12 PORT ADELAIDE   494  
  13 ESSENDON   462  
  14 CARLTON   404  
  15 BRISBANE   350  
  16 MELBOURNE   316  
           
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3 hours ago, MSFebey said:

If it makes you feel any worse, here is the points ladder since we last played finals - 2007-2018

 

           
  1 GEELONG   794  
  2 HAWTHORN   708  
  3 SYDNEY   660  
  4 COLLINGWOOD   636  
  5 ADELAIDE   588  
  6 WEST COAST    562  
  7 NORTH MELB   536  
  8 W BULLDOGS   512  
  9 ST KILDA   510  
  10 FREMANTLE   506  
  11 RICHMOND   498  
  12 PORT ADELAIDE   494  
  13 ESSENDON   462  
  14 CARLTON   404  
  15 BRISBANE   350  
  16 MELBOURNE   316  
           

Reality bites!

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Posted
13 hours ago, Demonland said:

It's been a hard slog for almost 2 decades now. 

 

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I swear I saw Narkle on an episode of Buffy once

does he only play night games by any chance?

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Posted
4 hours ago, MSFebey said:

If it makes you feel any worse, here is the points ladder since we last played finals - 2007-2018

 

           
  1 GEELONG   794  
  2 HAWTHORN   708  
  3 SYDNEY   660  
  4 COLLINGWOOD   636  
  5 ADELAIDE   588  
  6 WEST COAST    562  
  7 NORTH MELB   536  
  8 W BULLDOGS   512  
  9 ST KILDA   510  
  10 FREMANTLE   506  
  11 RICHMOND   498  
  12 PORT ADELAIDE   494  
  13 ESSENDON   462  
  14 CARLTON   404  
  15 BRISBANE   350  
  16 MELBOURNE   316  
           

To refer to wins from 2007-2018 we had: (not including draws)

 

1 GEELONG   198
2 HAWTHORN   177
3 SYDNEY   165
4 COLLINGWOOD   159
5 ADELAIDE   147
6 WEST COAST    140
7 NORTH MELB   134
8 W BULLDOGS   128
9 ST KILDA   127
10 FREMANTLE   126
11 RICHMOND   124
12 PORT ADELAIDE   123
13 ESSENDON   115
14 CARLTON   101
15 BRISBANE   87
16 MELBOURNE   79
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16 minutes ago, MSFebey said:

To refer to wins from 2007-2018 we had: (not including draws)

 

1 GEELONG   198
2 HAWTHORN   177
3 SYDNEY   165
4 COLLINGWOOD   159
5 ADELAIDE   147
6 WEST COAST    140
7 NORTH MELB   134
8 W BULLDOGS   128
9 ST KILDA   127
10 FREMANTLE   126
11 RICHMOND   124
12 PORT ADELAIDE   123
13 ESSENDON   115
14 CARLTON   101
15 BRISBANE   87
16 MELBOURNE   79

Now you know why SWYL gets angry at this club from time to time. 

This list doesn’t include the 42 years previous, where we would still be down in the dark....

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1 hour ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Now you know why SWYL gets angry at this club from time to time. 

This list doesn’t include the 42 years previous, where we would still be down in the dark....

Ok just for you to drown your sorrows before we win the flag.......

Only Victorian sides and not AFL sides or merged ones, since 1965 to 2018, wins and premierships. Enjoy haha.

 

RANK TEAM   WINS DIFF FLAGS
           
1 HAWTHORN   697 +251 11
2 GEELONG   677 +231 2
3 COLLINGWOOD   665 +219 2
4 CARLTON   645 +199 8
5 ESSENDON   631 +185 5
6 NORTH MELB   599 +153 4
7 RICHMOND   580 +134 6
8 W BULLDOGS   520 +74 1
9 ST KILDA   513 +67 1
10 MELBOURNE   446

 

 

 

Hows them apples @Demonland @beelzebub @Bitter but optimistic @old dee

 

:lol:

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14 minutes ago, MSFebey said:

Ok just for you to drown your sorrows before we win the flag.......

Only Victorian sides and not AFL sides or merged ones, since 1965 to 2018, wins and premierships. Enjoy haha.

 

RANK TEAM   WINS DIFF FLAGS
           
1 HAWTHORN   697 +251 11
2 GEELONG   677 +231 2
3 COLLINGWOOD   665 +219 2
4 CARLTON   645 +199 8
5 ESSENDON   631 +185 5
6 NORTH MELB   599 +153 4
7 RICHMOND   580 +134 6
8 W BULLDOGS   520 +74 1
9 ST KILDA   513 +67 1
10 MELBOURNE   446

 

 

 

Hows them apples @Demonland @beelzebub @Bitter but optimistic @old dee

 

:lol:

You must be chief flagellator at your local BDSM club Febes!

I've followed this club for around 60 years. I guess the above stats go some way to explaining why I'm so [censored] up.

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Wow Brisbane surprise me a bit here, they were strong from 2000 to 2005, dropped out of finals, then pushed back in under crazy vossy didnt they? Shows how poor they have been every other year.

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15 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You must be chief flagellator at your local BDSM club Febes!

I've followed this club for around 60 years. I guess the above stats go some way to explaining why I'm so [censored] up.

Yep ive thought long and hard about it. As a Melbourne supporter theres a part of me that gets off on the pain. This thread is seriously doin it for me.

 

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40 minutes ago, MSFebey said:

Ok just for you to drown your sorrows before we win the flag.......

Only Victorian sides and not AFL sides or merged ones, since 1965 to 2018, wins and premierships. Enjoy haha.

 

RANK TEAM   WINS DIFF FLAGS
           
1 HAWTHORN   697 +251 11
2 GEELONG   677 +231 2
3 COLLINGWOOD   665 +219 2
4 CARLTON   645 +199 8
5 ESSENDON   631 +185 5
6 NORTH MELB   599 +153 4
7 RICHMOND   580 +134 6
8 W BULLDOGS   520 +74 1
9 ST KILDA   513 +67 1
10 MELBOURNE   446

 

 

 

Hows them apples @Demonland @beelzebub @Bitter but optimistic @old dee

 

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You utter utter Bastard

look at the differentials!!

Whorethon 251 more wins, thats over 10 seasons!!! [censored]

i hate losing. A thrashing or a 1 point loss are all the same to me. 

The Aints 67 more wins

3 seasons AAAAAUUURRRGGGHHHH!!!!

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46 minutes ago, MSFebey said:

Ok just for you to drown your sorrows before we win the flag.......

Only Victorian sides and not AFL sides or merged ones, since 1965 to 2018, wins and premierships. Enjoy haha.

 

RANK TEAM   WINS DIFF FLAGS
           
1 HAWTHORN   697 +251 11
2 GEELONG   677 +231 2
3 COLLINGWOOD   665 +219 2
4 CARLTON   645 +199 8
5 ESSENDON   631 +185 5
6 NORTH MELB   599 +153 4
7 RICHMOND   580 +134 6
8 W BULLDOGS   520 +74 1
9 ST KILDA   513 +67 1
10 MELBOURNE   446

 

 

 

Hows them apples @Demonland @beelzebub @Bitter but optimistic @old dee

 

:lol:

You're killing me. 

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Posted
3 hours ago, MSFebey said:

Ok just for you to drown your sorrows before we win the flag.......

Only Victorian sides and not AFL sides or merged ones, since 1965 to 2018, wins and premierships. Enjoy haha.

 

RANK TEAM   WINS DIFF FLAGS
           
1 HAWTHORN   697 +251 11
2 GEELONG   677 +231 2
3 COLLINGWOOD   665 +219 2
4 CARLTON   645 +199 8
5 ESSENDON   631 +185 5
6 NORTH MELB   599 +153 4
7 RICHMOND   580 +134 6
8 W BULLDOGS   520 +74 1
9 ST KILDA   513 +67 1
10 MELBOURNE   446

 

 

 

Hows them apples @Demonland @beelzebub @Bitter but optimistic @old dee

 

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Are you trying to make me DRINK ....  so depressing.....  

thinking I need to sit in the corner with my bottle after this 

 

 

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Posted
2 hours ago, markc said:

Are you trying to make me DRINK ....  so depressing.....  

thinking I need to sit in the corner with my bottle after this 

 

 

I even gave cats 1 less flag to make it look better! Just goes to show that it’s an awful past back to 65. Only made the finals 6 times outside of Daniher years. Let’s hope we build something special like the hawks and cats did. Exciting times ahead 

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21 minutes ago, MSFebey said:

I even gave cats 1 less flag to make it look better! Just goes to show that it’s an awful past back to 65. Only made the finals 6 times outside of Daniher years. Let’s hope we build something special like the hawks and cats did. Exciting times ahead 

I just want to beat Gold Coast this week.

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