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Andrew Gaff

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34 minutes ago, —coach— said:

???

why would Jones agree to go to a club with no prospect of success in his career when he’s been at Melb through the worst of the worst and we’re just starting to get some success??? You know he has a contract beyond this year?

* To help the AFL and Footy,,, in the biggest Job within the AFL, at this time.

* For a huge payday for his family

* To get the chance to finally share AFL games with his young Bro.

* To get to surf more readily in warmer climate for a few years whilst he does some really important work for the game, and the pleasure he will receive with the growth up there.

* He gets to really set his family up with the remuneration AFL guaranteed, with him leading that club back up.

* To stamp his imprint into the culture of the new and struggling club.

* And to get the forever gratitude from the AFL itself,  for his remaining days on this planet.

* Potential to enhance a possible media career, after his playing days with 2 clubs...  the oldest and youngest.

 
2 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

For the sake of us who use the ignore function PLEASE DON'T QUOTE DEELUDED

Who is deeluded? I’m lost. Is it an older poster? 

5 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

For the sake of us who use the ignore function PLEASE DON'T QUOTE DEELUDED

 

11 minutes ago, DV8 said:

The choice would be with Nathan, and his family...   PD.

There is none of your hate PD.  you are the one holding hate in your absenteeism.  And don't bother coming out of your hole to UN-ignore. It's been a pleasure not reading you til now, with you in there.

Try looking in a mirror, if you think of your last statements.

seeya.

 

 
1 hour ago, MSFebey said:

Did you see his one handed pick up and evasive glide out of trouble last week?

No, sorry... I  don't watch other clubs these days, as I struggle to even watch our games in a sitting.

I watched the Storm Friday night.

Watched us Satdy night.

 

I don't like the congestion and the commentary.   Most of the presentation in the box.  The Ex players are killing the TV Product.

Its too in your face,,, and too Figjam on the commentary bench.

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9 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

And you honestly think Nathan and Jerri would uplift their life and [censored] off to the GC just to go through more heartache!?

Sorry Deeluded, but this right up there as worse if not worser then my ANB thread.

Couldn't think of a more disgusting way to treat our captain and most loyal servant of this club.

Hodge has, Mitchell did, and there will be more to do it.

Nathan will get more years in the game doing something really important for our game.  I'm sure his family would cope really well. with winters up there.

As would Nathan, i'm sure, and I think being close to the surf would help Nathans aging body recover from any soreness as he ages further.

Extending his career.

 

Don't let your hostility get in the way of your thinking dd36.

 

And the loyal servant would being serving the game he loves.  He has 2 years left within our team, at lesser money.   Before its all over.

He will get an extra year or two up in QLD in the warm climes, on big money.

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12 minutes ago, DV8 said:

* To help the AFL and Footy,,, in the biggest Job within the AFL, at this time.

* For a huge payday for his family

* To get the chance to finally share AFL games with his young Bro.

* To get to surf more readily in warmer climate for a few years whilst he does some really important work for the game, and the pleasure he will receive with the growth up there.

* He gets to really set his family up with the remuneration AFL guaranteed, with him leading that club back up.

* To stamp his imprint into the culture of the new and struggling club.

* And to get the forever gratitude from the AFL itself,  for his remaining days on this planet.

* Potential to enhance a possible media career, after his playing days with 2 clubs...  the oldest and youngest.

Oh my God. There’s more...

to help the AFL....??

16 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

No the choice is entirely yours. I am sure Jones hasn’t considered such a heartless option, just so you can witness The strengthening of the GC $un$

F$&@ the $un$. It should have been Nought Melb. 

Should have been North, your right, but isn't... they will surely end up in Tassie.

And the choice isn't mine, it would obviously be the Suns, Nathan and families, the AFL's,,,  & then Mfc's.

 

The Upside for Mfc, is we get a  Key defender in his prime,  to Aid us out our self-imposed 50 Yr hell-hole.

You want to be ruthless or not SWYL, or is that pretence.

 
1 minute ago, DV8 said:

Should have been North, your right, but isn't... they will surely end up in Tassie.

And the choice isn't mine, it would obviously be the Suns, Nathan and families, the AFL's,,,  & then Mfc's.

 

The Upside for Mfc, is we get a  Key defender in his prime,  to Aid us out our self-imposed 50 Yr hell-hole.

You want to be ruthless or not SWYL, or is that pretence.

There are ways to be ruthless, without shafting your Captain with an AFL assignment to the GC

May isn’t that good. I prefer Gaff

let the GC die, nothing sticks around up there

Jones for May? [censored] me I wish i was this stupid, life must be blissful.

For starters, do you think the players would like to see their Captain shafted to Gold Coast for an average KPD? Don’t answer that. Go to the toilet, stick your head in the bowl and take a dump. 

Edited by Ethan Tremblay


This is nearly worth copy and pasting to Facebook just to get a mention on nuffies of the AFL.

Right up there with the Ronaldo to St Kilda rumour.

Maybe we could do a 3 way trade, Jones to Renault, Ricciardo to the Lakers and LeBron to Melbourne?

Why even entertain the thought. This bloke deserves every succees at MFC , because HE DESERVES IT. Surely AFL/MFC has not come to this !!!!!

59 minutes ago, DV8 said:

* To help the AFL and Footy,,, in the biggest Job within the AFL, at this time.

* For a huge payday for his family

* To get the chance to finally share AFL games with his young Bro.

* To get to surf more readily in warmer climate for a few years whilst he does some really important work for the game, and the pleasure he will receive with the growth up there.

* He gets to really set his family up with the remuneration AFL guaranteed, with him leading that club back up.

* To stamp his imprint into the culture of the new and struggling club.

* And to get the forever gratitude from the AFL itself,  for his remaining days on this planet.

* Potential to enhance a possible media career, after his playing days with 2 clubs...  the oldest and youngest.

??????

Classic! That is by far and away the best post I’ve ever seen on here ?

44 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

There are ways to be ruthless, without shafting your Captain with an AFL assignment to the GC

May isn’t that good. I prefer Gaff

let the GC die, nothing sticks around up there

There is no shafting SWYL, it would be by mutual decisions.  its a good fit all round.

GC die... LoL.

The hatred here, to the competition, and to posters with creative ideas is astounding.

 

No wonder our club has struggled for so long, without any results.  The conservative dark side is strong around these parts young Darth.

 

Edited by DV8

2 hours ago, DV8 said:

Hodge has, Mitchell did, and there will be more to do it.

Nathan will get more years in the game doing something really important for our game.  I'm sure his family would cope really well. with winters up there.

As would Nathan, i'm sure, and I think being close to the surf would help Nathans aging body recover from any soreness as he ages further.

Extending his career.

 

Don't let your hostility get in the way of your thinking dd36.

 

And the loyal servant would being serving the game he loves.  He has 2 years left within our team, at lesser money.   Before its all over.

He will get an extra year or two up in QLD in the warm climes, on big money.

.

Hodge and Mitchell both had success with the Hawks. Jones has stuck with us through the worst period and should be there to enjoy the good times. Loyalty works both ways. If he wanted a big payday he wouldve left ages ago.

Edited by Deefiant


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Gaff just punched out young Brayshaw. 

A couple weeks for sure.

I don't want that f log anywhere near my footy club.

Edited by Chook

It's up on the AFL site. He will be out for the rest of the year. Maybe some of next year as well.

8 minutes ago, Chook said:

I don't want that f log anywhere near my footy club.

What are talking about? We’ve got a Bugg, he did same thing, he was retaliating 


Just now, Mr Steve said:

It's up on the AFL site. He will be out for the rest of the year. Maybe some of next year as well.

Yeah just saw it..   thats Barry Hall territory.. just straight up punched him 50 metres off the ball. Much worse than the Bigg incident.

Thats very out of character for Gaff.

We will beat West Coast.

Gaff obviously thinking of us there. Just trying to make our match against West Coast a little easier, and giving himself a longer off-season to get himself cherry ripe for us Round 1 2019. ;)

 

Gaff just played his last game in yellow and blue.

He'll be in red and blue come 2019, running around with a bunch of reigning premiers.

4 hours ago, DV8 said:

* To help the AFL and Footy,,, in the biggest Job within the AFL, at this time.

* For a huge payday for his family

* To get the chance to finally share AFL games with his young Bro.

* To get to surf more readily in warmer climate for a few years whilst he does some really important work for the game, and the pleasure he will receive with the growth up there.

* He gets to really set his family up with the remuneration AFL guaranteed, with him leading that club back up.

* To stamp his imprint into the culture of the new and struggling club.

* And to get the forever gratitude from the AFL itself,  for his remaining days on this planet.

* Potential to enhance a possible media career, after his playing days with 2 clubs...  the oldest and youngest.

Boring - I saw Jones should be a 300 game player for Melbourne and hold up the cup before he retires. Once he has retired he can enjoy what he has helped to build, at Melbourne Football Club and not some AFL franchise, which is not even a club. 


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