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Andrew Gaff

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I miss the Riddler. That's all I'll say.

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    10 minutes ago, A F said:

    I miss the Riddler. That's all I'll say.

    Is it just me, or does anyone else get slightly excited when they see a thread like this rise from the dead after not having a post for a few days?  I'm always anticipating some news on the subject, but it rarely is.

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    40 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

    Is it just me, or does anyone else get slightly excited when they see a thread like this rise from the dead after not having a post for a few days?  I'm always anticipating some news on the subject, but it rarely is.

    Yep, this is a Melbourne supporter's wet dream this time of year. And for all the wrong reasons.

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    On 9/19/2019 at 2:29 PM, Wiseblood said:

    Is it just me, or does anyone else get slightly excited when they see a thread like this rise from the dead after not having a post for a few days?  I'm always anticipating some news on the subject, but it rarely is.

    It's not just you

    I think we need an ETTradeBreakingWhispererSecretSquirrel hashie on the Twitterz and just pay attention to that.

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    On 9/17/2019 at 11:37 PM, WERRIDEE said:

    How old is Gaff? 

    I googled it for you. 

    He’s 47. 

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    2 hours ago, whatwhatsaywhat said:

    so both whitfield and gaff will be free agents at the end of 2020? iiiiiiiiiiiiiiinteresting

    assuming trigger is triggered

    family reasons and whatever else

    asssume it won't happen, until it does, I think

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    13 hours ago, whatwhatsaywhat said:

    so both whitfield and gaff will be free agents at the end of 2020? iiiiiiiiiiiiiiinteresting

    Dunno about interesting anymore. Bit of a time-sink these 100 page Kelly, Gaff, Whitfield and wait for it.. Prestia pipedreams of the past few years that never went anywhere.

    Edited by John Demonic

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    Anyone else hearing gaff to dees rumour again this trade period? I’m not connected in any way to the club but have heard this rumour twice now

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    13 minutes ago, deeflog said:

    Anyone else hearing gaff to dees rumour again this trade period? I’m not connected in any way to the club but have heard this rumour twice now

    Did you hear it from a reputable outlet? 

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    26 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Did you hear it from a reputable outlet? 

    ploise exploine

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    30 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Did you hear it from a reputable outlet? 

    Someone who is related to the petraccas

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    16 minutes ago, deeflog said:

    Someone who is related to the petraccas

    Reputability cannot be judged. We’ll find out I suppose. 

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    Ah, this old chestnut. 106 pages. Didn't think we'd be back here so soon.

    It depends what we'd be willing to pay for him. Langdon on one wing, Gaff on another, with Tomlinson as the utility that roams between the arcs. I like it if we don't blow our cap.

    Having those three runners on the MCG would make us a lot harder to play against on the spread.

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    Eagles CEO said today that teams had inquired but totally rebuffed. Gaff had apparently called Simmo so he could be reassured nothing was happening, and he was told 100% that he was staying. 

    Zero in it. 

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    16 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

    Eagles CEO said today that teams had inquired but totally rebuffed. Gaff had apparently called Simmo so he could be reassured nothing was happening, and he was told 100% that he was staying. 

    Zero in it. 

    We're you tapping into the phone call on your shoe phone?

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    12 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    We're you tapping into the phone call on your shoe phone?

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    Something like that.

    Seriously though, the CEO mentioned the call.  No phone tapping from me.

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    The bloke is way too tentative in just about all aspects of his professional life it seems.

    Unable to fully commit to the Eagles, extremely timid throughout the entirety of the whole king hit fiasco, and seemingly ambivalent with his disposals.

    Even with his good kicking skills, he is a player you don't tend to notice that much in games (rightly or wrongly - bar that brain fade). He makes Garland look like the most outgoing footballer there ever was. 

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    1 minute ago, Demon Disciple said:

    The bloke is way too tentative in just about all aspects of his professional life it seems.

    Unable to fully commit to the Eagles, extremely timid throughout the entirety of the whole king hit fiasco, and seemingly ambivalent with his disposals.

    Even with his good kicking skills, he is a player you don't tend to notice that much in games (rightly or wrongly - bar that brain fade). He makes Garland look like the most outgoing footballer there ever was. 

    still have him in a heart beat

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    Why after a zillion pages?? Is this Guy still being talked about. Belted a bloke 'Off the Ball"? Nope can we put this to bed!?

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