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GAME DAY - ROUND 4

Josh
in Melbourne Demons

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Not going. No trains on the Hursty line plus shite weather equals couch. Feel guilty but hey ho

 

NO LATE CHANGES

FINAL INTERCHANGES
Hawthorn: Jarman Impey, Daniel Howe, Harry Morrison, Conor Glass
Melbourne: Jordan Lewis, Alex Neal-Bullen, Bailey Fritsch, Josh Wagner

3 hours ago, ManDee said:

Wadda, you asked was he not injured. Yes, he was not injured, he played. Negative questions get difficult answers.

 Negative questions don't bother me. I hate rhetorical questions though. What's the point of rhetorical questions  ??

Then again, what if there were no rhetorical questions????

 

I surveyed all 1326 people on my way in, seemed to be about 60% demons supporters which surprised me. Perhaps Hawthorne are the new snow bunny club?

5 minutes ago, --coach-- said:

I surveyed all 1326 people on my way in, seemed to be about 60% demons supporters which surprised me. Perhaps Hawthorne are the new snow bunny club?

There’s only about 46 people here currently 


Haven’t been to a Poos and Wees game in many years. Geez their supporters are ponces! 

Trac nails every shot in the warmup. Why are his game set shots so bad then? Must be mental, because we know he has the skills! 

 

Edit: I jinxed him. Missed badly every shot from right. Currently swearing at himself ?

Edited by Jaded

What's with the weird flag waving going on thr ground? 

 
Just now, praha said:

What's with the weird flag waving going on thr ground? 

I raise you the inflatable bubble now on the ground. Wtf?

1 hour ago, Jaded said:

Awful weather. Although rain predicted to stop from 4pm

Am not confident at all ?

I never am, as an eternal pessimist.

Makes sense now that we didn't go too tall.


1 hour ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Bit hard today mate

Thai New Year. Super Soaker water fights all day

lotta fun. But hard for walking. So i might find a bar close buy and enjoy a few G&T’s!!

Girls and trannies ?

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

I never am, as an eternal pessimist.

Makes sense now that we didn't go too tall.

Yep although the rain stopped the ground would be very wet and the ball will get heavy quickly. I hope we’ve learnt to kick off the ground like Hawks do in the wet. 

Oh god they have a marching band. And we thought our trumpeter was bad!

God is so sad by this marching band, it just started raining!

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1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You take that photo while collapsed on the floor SWYL?

Horizontal work

Haha!!

14 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Girls and trannies ?

i coped a warning and a point for using the word tranny

Just now, pewpewpew said:

Are there any Dees fans here today? I count 8. 

MCC and the rest of us are stuck behind the goals. There’s at least 80!

Gee if i was a hawksI'd be embarrassed. I thought our bugular was embarrassing. There marching band was cringe worthy. If that was us with band we would be copping it.


1 hour ago, McQueen said:

Nice. Gonna be 32 here in Perf as well.

Got some friends coming over to help us eat 3 crays, some coral trout, a chunk of grey band cod and fillet of pinky.

Also just found out it’s free to air here as well so today is looking pretty good.

Better go grab a carton of froff.

Yep how good is it my boys played footy yesterday and this morning, took them to the Ammos yesterday while the misses had me time so she's now taken the boys off to the shops and left me with the tv, some Cricketers Arms and the dog

7 minutes ago, forever demons said:

i coped a warning and a point for using the word tranny

Wireless is ok ?:)

Let's go Dees! In the Olympic stand today for the first time in about 12 years hopefully it brings some kind of omen 

 
1 minute ago, Gorgoroth said:

Goodwin just said we sre tagging Mitchell.

Mistake.


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