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Zurich's New Ad featuring the Dees

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I love it! Reminds me of an 80s movie like Rocky 4 or the terminator.

It's supposed to be cheesy yeah?

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    Footballers should just play football. Most of the time they are very poor at doing anything else...

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    It's a thumbs up from me...!

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    1 hour ago, BAMF said:

    I love it! Reminds me of an 80s movie like Rocky 4 or the terminator.

    It's supposed to be cheesy yeah?

    better that than some sleazy reality tv theme from today

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    7 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Who or what the [censored] is Zurich?

    What do they do/sell?

    Sally went to Zurich

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Who or what the [censored] is Zurich?

    What do they do/sell?

    As one of the world’s leading insurers, Zurich has the financial strength to give you true peace of mind.

    We have been serving customers around the world for over 135 years, and now operate in over 170 countries, employing more than 60,000 people. We have been regularly acknowledged amongst the world's most valuable brands1.

    Our Australian story dates back to 1920, when the Commonwealth General Assurance Corporation Ltd (CGA) was incorporated in New South Wales. In 1961, CGA became part of the Zurich Insurance Group.

    Today we employ more than 1,200 people, helping families and businesses all over Australia.

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    1 hour ago, dworship said:

    As one of the world’s leading insurers, Zurich has the financial strength to give you true peace of mind.

    We have been serving customers around the world for over 135 years, and now operate in over 170 countries, employing more than 60,000 people. We have been regularly acknowledged amongst the world's most valuable brands1.

    Our Australian story dates back to 1920, when the Commonwealth General Assurance Corporation Ltd (CGA) was incorporated in New South Wales. In 1961, CGA became part of the Zurich Insurance Group.

    Today we employ more than 1,200 people, helping families and businesses all over Australia.

    As a life member of Demonland , I didn't think I got the adds .

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    Don't forget.

    It could always be worse.

     

     

     

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    Thread bad.

    Bad thread.

    worst acting ever.

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    i actually think that was really good.

    by afl tv ad standards, anyway.

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    19 hours ago, Jaded said:

    Tom McDonald is a terrible actor :laugh:

    You got that from him putting on gloves, you  obviously hate Tom

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    Tyson and TMac.... Wonder what they did for the club to punish them like that? ;)

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    Nah, I like it,   corny but I like it

     

    Go Dees

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    14 hours ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

    Don't forget.

    It could always be worse.

     

     

     

    That Jack Watts 'Energy Watch' ad is hall of fame worthy.

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    14 hours ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

    Don't forget.

    It could always be worse.

     

     

     

    Haha i have still got my Energy Watch Jumper

    Sponsored by Reach

    i should burn it and get another, but i keep it in honour of Big Jimma

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    Interesting that metro solar jumped ship to the Tigers not long after

    Edited by the rolling fog

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    3 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Haha i have still got my Energy Watch Jumper

    Sponsored by Reach

    i should burn it and get another, but i keep it in honour of Big Jimma

    Make it as authentic as possible by getting a big heap of blue masking tape and covering up the Energywatch logo.

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    I like it. Any love is good love, baby. You ain't seen nothing yet.

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