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The Jack Watts in 2018 Thread

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On 2018/3/15 at 5:33 PM, deejammin' said:

Paul Connors was positioning his client the best way he could after MFC publicly trashed Watt’s reputation during trade period. 

While I think the club should have gritted their teeth and let Jack's 'publicity tour' lose oxygen, don't think for a moment Jack didn't play the game during that period.

The mysterious 'appearance' at the airport (don't tell me that his management wasn't on the phone to journos), the press conference at the races (because the club wasn't going to give him a platform to air his grievances), his whinge on Instagram about the club 'not wanting good kicks' and his Dad coming out in the Age to complain about Jack being 'publicly stoned' (Jack and his manager would have been sure to have green lighted that) shows he and his management were launching a PR campaign to keep him at the club.

The club went overboard in its response to him and used nukes when a few precise missile strikes could have sufficed. But Jack was no innocent in that situation.

Edited by Colin B. Flaubert

 
 
13 hours ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Let the emotion flow

like an ex-girlfriend, we will keep an eye out for the progress

perhaps a return one day? 2022?

Too late by then....married with kids with someone else :)


1 hour ago, jumbo returns said:

Too late by then....married with kids with someone else :)

9 years at half pace was enough

3 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

9 years at half pace was enough

No more discussion on this, SWYL....it's been done to death

Fin

1 minute ago, jumbo returns said:

No more discussion on this, SWYL....it's been done to death

Fin

It’s only just begun...!

 

I can’t believe people are doing this... kidding it’s Dland of course I can! 

He was a bad influence on younger players.


1 hour ago, Franky_31 said:

He was a bad influence on younger players.

waited til his teammates were doing rehab, would go through their wallets

tried to crack onto his teammates girlfriends, told them the teammate said it was okay

told people he had cancer so they'd buy his anti cancer recipes cookbook

ran a horse race betting syndicate which was actually a ponzi scheme

stole millions in crypto currency after he hacked a japanese exchange

fought for ISIS

developed a new nerve agent poison for Putin

he had to go

12 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

waited til his teammates were doing rehab, would go through their wallets

tried to crack onto his teammates girlfriends, told them the teammate said it was okay

told people he had cancer so they'd buy his anti cancer recipes cookbook

ran a horse race betting syndicate which was actually a ponzi scheme

stole millions in crypto currency after he hacked a japanese exchange

fought for ISIS

developed a new nerve agent poison for Putin

he had to go

“Protect the Children....”

18 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

“Protect the Children....”

"oh, the humanity"

50 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

waited til his teammates were doing rehab, would go through their wallets

tried to crack onto his teammates girlfriends, told them the teammate said it was okay

told people he had cancer so they'd buy his anti cancer recipes cookbook

ran a horse race betting syndicate which was actually a ponzi scheme

stole millions in crypto currency after he hacked a japanese exchange

fought for ISIS

developed a new nerve agent poison for Putin

he had to go

All of the above??? 

Dont forget played poker machines with his Aunty Maye till 1.00 am in the morning !!!


16 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

2008 was a pretty ordinary draft. I wish we decided to pass that year. 

Not all from 2008 but I still laugh (well maybe laugh isn't the right word) that Port have our 1, 2 and 4 pick....

Are you kidding me? There's going to be a "The Jack Watts in 2018 Thread" at the top of the forum all year? How about deleting this thread Mods and telling everyone who wants to have an ongoing week to week commentary to go over to wattsland.com/forums?

Edited by Doodle Dee

1 hour ago, Mazer Rackham said:

waited til his teammates were doing rehab, would go through their wallets

tried to crack onto his teammates girlfriends, told them the teammate said it was okay

told people he had cancer so they'd buy his anti cancer recipes cookbook

ran a horse race betting syndicate which was actually a ponzi scheme

stole millions in crypto currency after he hacked a japanese exchange

fought for ISIS

developed a new nerve agent poison for Putin

he had to go

 I KNEW he'd done all that !!!! 

Damn, and we supported him !!!!!

 

16 minutes ago, Doodle Dee said:

Are you kidding me? There's going to be a "The Jack Watts in 2018 Thread" at the top of the forum all year? How about deleting this thread Mods and telling everyone who wants to have an ongoing week to week commentary to go over to wattsland.com/forums?

All J**k W**tts talk should go in the no TS no BS thread.

Im already sick of hearing about this guy and seeing this thread.

22 minutes ago, Doodle Dee said:

Are you kidding me? There's going to be a "The Jack Watts in 2018 Thread" at the top of the forum all year? How about deleting this thread Mods and telling everyone who wants to have an ongoing week to week commentary to go over to wattsland.com/forums?

Relax


1 minute ago, jumbo returns said:

Relax

We’ve got this.

1 hour ago, Doodle Dee said:

Are you kidding me? There's going to be a "The Jack Watts in 2018 Thread" at the top of the forum all year? How about deleting this thread Mods and telling everyone who wants to have an ongoing week to week commentary to go over to wattsland.com/forums?

 

52 minutes ago, Petraccattack said:

 

All J**k W**tts talk should go in the no TS no BS thread.

Im already sick of hearing about this guy and seeing this thread.

What a lot of whinging about nothing.  If it's in one thread it's simple - just don't read it.

Any update on Jack this week? What has he been eating for breakfast? Where has he been spotted out and about? Any photo's? Did he train the house down? Hello to anyone who's coming into the thread because Port Adelaide player Jack Watts has had his thread bumped again.

Edited by Doodle Dee

 
12 minutes ago, Doodle Dee said:

Any update on Jack this week? What has he been eating for breakfast? Where has he been spotted out and about? Any photo's? Did he train the house down? Hello to anyone who's coming into the thread because Port Adelaide player Jack Watts has had his thread bumped again.

The thread was just about dead, no posts since Sunday. Good bump.

Edited by Ethan Tremblay


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